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Old 05-18-2011, 04:05 PM   #1
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Default This and HHO and Ken will never need a gas station!

Amazingly they even sponsor a NASCAR truck team.

"Fuel saver" devices will not save you fuel - Jalopnik
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Old 05-18-2011, 08:38 PM   #2
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Amazingly they even sponsor a NASCAR truck team.
Another fantastic cut and paste job.
Thanks Buzzy.
Yep, that sure looks like a "truck" in the background of that picture.

If you want to do something really useful and interesting......research the company that makes that scam device; find out who the principles in the company are ......and then what political party they support. I think THAT would be of real interest. But I know it's expecting too much from you.

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Old 05-18-2011, 08:53 PM   #3
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"The real professionals include not just studies showing how effective their product can be, but several testimonials from people who gave them a try, and gosh darn if it didn't save so much gas they'd recommended it to all their spouse-cousins."

THAT is funny.

And the picture shows a stock car, but the text says a truck?
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Old 05-19-2011, 05:04 AM   #4
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Another fantastic cut and paste job.
Thanks Buzzy.
Yep, that sure looks like a "truck" in the background of that picture.

If you want to do something really useful and interesting......research the company that makes that scam device; find out who the principles in the company are ......and then what political party they support. I think THAT would be of real interest. But I know it's expecting too much from you.

Did you see the new episode of South Park tonight ??
It reminded me of YOU.

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Go screw yourself conspiracy boy. You haven't been around here long enough to understand the humor.
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Old 05-19-2011, 05:18 AM   #5
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Gosh Buzz, let me try to put the science behind Fuel Doctor™ into layman's terms so you can understand the VALUE and BENEFITS of this amazing device.

Your car's power system is filled with little electron men riding around on Light Cycles, just like you saw on TRON. Without Fuel Doctor™, those little guys are riding on a rough gravel road, they're getting all hot and dirty, their tires are going flat, and they just can't get anywhere fast.

Now, let's lube up and slide a Fuel Doctor™ in. Feels good, doesn't it? It's ok, you can take it out and put it back in a few times. We'll wait.

In only a few seconds, Fuel Doctor™ has dispatched millions of little road crew guys. They've got shovels, picks, even bulldozers and graders. The Fuel Doctor™ squad is on the job, smoothing out those roads. Now, the little electron guys are hauling ass! They're doing 90 in a school zone! Nothing is going to slow them down, and Fuel Doctor™ keeps right on the job, making sure that every pothole is patched, every beer can is trashed, every light is GREEN!

Now your engine is running at PEAK PERFORMANCE! You're sporting a mile-high woody with your plug all the way in. Life is good!

Now, how about a nice cold glass of HHO?
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Old 05-19-2011, 06:22 AM   #6
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I didn't bother to look, but IIRC, Car & Driver, Consumer Reports and maybe even Top Gear have been looking at 'fuel saving' devices lately.

The upshot of all of the testing is that... (wait for it!)... they don't work.

The only method I've seen that is effective (for cages, that is), is to drive like you have an egg between your foot ant the accelerator pedal.

That seems to yield more savings than anything.

Oh, and keep the tires properly inflated.

And, bear in mind that if your fuel economy has dropped from a couple years back, it's probably the 'corn squeezin's' in the mix. The E10 has less energy per unit volume, so mileage suffers.
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I didn't bother to look, but IIRC, Car & Driver, Consumer Reports and maybe even Top Gear have been looking at 'fuel saving' devices lately.

The upshot of all of the testing is that... (wait for it!)... they don't work.

The only method I've seen that is effective (for cages, that is), is to drive like you have an egg between your foot ant the accelerator pedal.

That seems to yield more savings than anything.

Oh, and keep the tires properly inflated.

And, bear in mind that if your fuel economy has dropped from a couple years back, it's probably the 'corn squeezin's' in the mix. The E10 has less energy per unit volume, so mileage suffers.
Maybe I'll put some decals on a dozen eggs and make a fortune!
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Gosh Buzz, let me try to put the science behind Fuel Doctor™ into layman's terms so you can understand the VALUE and BENEFITS of this amazing device.

Your car's power system is filled with little electron men riding around on Light Cycles, just like you saw on TRON. Without Fuel Doctor™, those little guys are riding on a rough gravel road, they're getting all hot and dirty, their tires are going flat, and they just can't get anywhere fast.

Now, let's lube up and slide a Fuel Doctor™ in. Feels good, doesn't it? It's ok, you can take it out and put it back in a few times. We'll wait.

In only a few seconds, Fuel Doctor™ has dispatched millions of little road crew guys. They've got shovels, picks, even bulldozers and graders. The Fuel Doctor™ squad is on the job, smoothing out those roads. Now, the little electron guys are hauling ass! They're doing 90 in a school zone! Nothing is going to slow them down, and Fuel Doctor™ keeps right on the job, making sure that every pothole is patched, every beer can is trashed, every light is GREEN!

Now your engine is running at PEAK PERFORMANCE! You're sporting a mile-high woody with your plug all the way in. Life is good!

Now, how about a nice cold glass of HHO?
I'd prefer you took some HHO and made some sweet tea for me.
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I'd prefer you took some HHO and made some sweet tea for me.
Have you ever walked into a public restroom, maybe at work, and noticed someone in a stall, talking on their phone? I just did. The guy was arguing with his wife, and by the smell of things, he was multi-tasking. That's got to be weird; "hang on honey, I need to pinch one off here....errrrrrh....errrrrh.....aaaaah! Ok, what was that you were saying?"
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Have you ever walked into a public restroom, maybe at work, and noticed someone in a stall, talking on their phone? I just did. The guy was arguing with his wife, and by the smell of things, he was multi-tasking. That's got to be weird; "hang on honey, I need to pinch one off here....errrrrrh....errrrrh.....aaaaah! Ok, what was that you were saying?"
Yeah well I was at the gym taking a wizz at the urinal and this guy walks up, stark naked, and puts his foot up on the urinal next to me and starts putting lotion on his legs.

He was only wearing thin flip flops. That was the most disgusting thing (on so many levels) I've ever seen.
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