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Old 03-04-2011, 12:54 PM   #1
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... Welcome our new Synthetic Humanoid Overlords...

Watch "Completely Synthetic Human Bodies" Video at Engineering TV

(somewhat disturbing - no blood, but not for the inner-body-squeamish; nothing I can tell that is NSFW)
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Old 03-04-2011, 01:32 PM   #2
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If I can order one with 36dds and jo lo's ass, angelia jolie's skin tone and head then I'm fine. If they can make her walk then it sure would make it easier getting that next beer.
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Old 03-13-2011, 09:50 PM   #3
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Wow congratulations but before going for the final deal I want to know more about this.Kindly provide me some more details.
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Old 03-14-2011, 08:58 AM   #4
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Not quite the same league as Mr. Universe's Love Bot is it?
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Old 03-14-2011, 09:49 AM   #5
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Not quite the same league as Mr. Universe's Love Bot is it?
Hey Snarli - while you're here, would mind Killing "candy" for me?

We'd appreciate it a lot.

I'd do it myself, but what I've got in mind is actual Murder. Only, I'd have to find the SPAMmin' Bastich first.
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Old 03-14-2011, 10:21 AM   #6
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Hey Snarli - while you're here, would mind Killing "candy" for me?

We'd appreciate it a lot.

I'd do it myself, but what I've got in mind is actual Murder. Only, I'd have to find the SPAMmin' Bastich first.

Glad to help Mr Airsquawk, we of course have a number of options available to you at very reasonable prices.....

Ghetto Beetch: in this option our team will drive by the target in our custom '79 bronze Monte Carlo
and "take them out" with the classic 9mm pistol held sideways, maximum ammunition wastage and collateral damage assured. (Innocent by-standers hit at additional charge)

Mob Pro: In this option the target will be snatched off the street by our team in a '90's model white Chevy cargo van tied to a cinder block and tossed into the nearest large body of water. (black pillow case and duct tape included)

The Military Hit: in this option we utilize a Military style sniper team to stake out and observe the target for a specified period, report back to you and request "weapons free".. It's almost like you pulled the trigger yourself! (your choice of M107 50 cal or classic M1 Garand w/ sniper scope. small additional charge for .50 cal round)

And finally, our popular Medieval Package: in this option we send a four man team in Viking garb to the targets house and butcher his entire family with axes, saving the youngest child whose tongue we cut out and leave naked in the street, the house is then ransacked and burned with our team retaining any objects of value.

Please contact us for a full price list and scheduling information......
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Old 03-14-2011, 10:41 AM   #7
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Glad to help Mr Airsquawk, we of course have a number of options available to you at very reasonable prices.....

And finally, our popular Medieval Package: in this option we send a four man team in Viking garb to the targets house and butcher his entire family with axes, saving the youngest child whose tongue we cut out and leave naked in the street, the house is then ransacked and burned with our team retaining any objects of value.

Please contact us for a full price list and scheduling information......
I think I'm likin' the sound of this one.

Can you work me up a Quote on it?

I'll need references and an I-9 to "get you in our system" before we can cut you a PO, though.
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Old 03-14-2011, 12:48 PM   #8
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I think I'm likin' the sound of this one.

Can you work me up a Quote on it?

I'll need references and an I-9 to "get you in our system" before we can cut you a PO, though.

Excellent choice Sir and of course, your satisfaction is guaranteed. As it happens with March being the month of both Cesar Augustus's execution and St. Patric's Day the Medieval Package is a top seller among history buff's such as yourself.

The base rate is $1500. p/h with a minimum 4 hour attack, this includes your own personal digital video disc including aftermath footage and interviews with the neighbors so you can enjoy your revenge in the privacy of your own home. Our finance & scheduling dept. will contact you with all the necessary details, and again thank for choosing Silenced by Sarnali for your personal needs......
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