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Old 03-11-2011, 09:03 AM   #51
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Now, what would the correct response be? Other than start laughing, and say something crude, that is.
That's all I got.
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Old 03-11-2011, 01:20 PM   #52
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Here's a puzzler:

My darling 12-yr old daughter comes waltzing into the kitchen, where my wife and I are trying to figure out what the heck my 8-yr old son did for his writing assignment.

Right as she arrives, she unleashes a real ripper. She (innocently says, "Excuse me," and (because Mom despises 'potty humor') does whatever she came in the room for.

Now, what would the correct response be? Other than start laughing, and say something crude, that is. Which I managed not to do.
Faint. That's what I use to do when my ex would take a dump with the door open.
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Old 03-12-2011, 12:04 PM   #53
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Now, what would the correct response be? Other than start laughing, and say something crude, that is. Which I managed not to do.
In your best Steve Martin "Inspector Clouseau" accent you say:
"Good one."
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Old 03-14-2011, 10:16 AM   #54
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You should have said: "Qui a coupé le fromage?"
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