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Old 03-08-2011, 06:21 PM   #41
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I eat deviled eggs and get free gas. What gives you gas?
Bacon. And I LOVE bacon!
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Old 03-08-2011, 06:32 PM   #42
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I eat deviled eggs and get free gas. What gives you gas?
Egg salad, scallions, milk, and especially that low-fat slow-churned ice cream. Painful.

Speaking of farts, here's a hypothetical that I can't solve. You know how other people's farts are disgusting, but you really admire your own? What would happen if you let out a good one in your car right before popping into the store, forgot about it, then it hit you when you got back in the car? Would it still be awesome, or would it gross you out for that half-second until you remembered it, and then be awesome?
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Old 03-08-2011, 06:38 PM   #43
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Egg salad, scallions, milk, and especially that low-fat slow-churned ice cream. Painful.

Speaking of farts, here's a hypothetical that I can't solve. You know how other people's farts are disgusting, but you really admire your own? What would happen if you let out a good one in your car right before popping into the store, forgot about it, then it hit you when you got back in the car? Would it still be awesome, or would it gross you out for that half-second until you remembered it, and then be awesome?
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Old 03-08-2011, 08:25 PM   #44
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I would have stayed in the car enjoying it until it faded, anything in that store would have more shelf life then a fresh fart.
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Old 03-09-2011, 05:54 AM   #45
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What would happen if two people farted, silently. You know, the 'Ol SBD. Only one person's fart is not very smelly. It happens sometimes.

Now, both people know they farted, and do not know the other did.

Does either of them recognize the smelly fart as their own?

Inquiring minds want to know.
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Old 03-09-2011, 06:06 AM   #46
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Holy smokes, $4.07 a gallon! I thought it was bad when I filled my truck the other day at $3.50. At least riding is still affordable. The wife is actually encouraging me to ride my bike these days.

And, yes, ER2 is known for having BIG boners for other guys. He is also a master baiter with his posts.
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Old 03-09-2011, 12:41 PM   #47
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What would happen if two people farted, silently. You know, the 'Ol SBD. Only one person's fart is not very smelly. It happens sometimes.

Now, both people know they farted, and do not know the other did.

Does either of them recognize the smelly fart as their own?

Inquiring minds want to know.
I would immediately accuse the other party, cause mine smell like roses.
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I would immediately accuse the other party, cause mine smell like roses.
Of course, but would you KNOW it is not yours?
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Of course, but would you KNOW it is not yours?
Sure, no roses, not mine.
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Here's a puzzler:

My darling 12-yr old daughter comes waltzing into the kitchen, where my wife and I are trying to figure out what the heck my 8-yr old son did for his writing assignment.

Right as she arrives, she unleashes a real ripper. She (innocently says, "Excuse me," and (because Mom despises 'potty humor') does whatever she came in the room for.

Now, what would the correct response be? Other than start laughing, and say something crude, that is. Which I managed not to do.
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