The Comma

[Dr_Sprocket]

Originally Posted by Morbo the Destroyer

When I got mine, a couple guys at work were raving about the awesome drugs they got for the procedure, no big deal, yada yada. I go in, they put me under, and then I came to on the table with a nurse and the Dr. jamming a pipe up my wazzoo so hard I was sliding off the table. It was horrifying. Next thing I know, I'm waking up in the recovery room. I was furious

I called the Dr. a few times to ***** but he never called back. So I wrote a detailed letter explaining my displeasure, and suggested that he could talk to me or an attorney. He wrote back and explained that "it's not unusual for patients to wake up during the procedure, but it is unusual for them to remember it." Apparently I got the one Dr. who uses Roofies instead of something good.

Have fun!

Uhhh... thanks for the vote of confidence, I think.

[The_AirHawk]

Originally Posted by Morbo the Destroyer

When I got mine, a couple guys at work were raving about the awesome drugs they got for the procedure, no big deal, yada yada. I go in, they put me under, and then I came to on the table with a nurse and the Dr. jamming a pipe up my wazzoo so hard I was sliding off the table. It was horrifying. Next thing I know, I'm waking up in the recovery room. I was furious

I called the Dr. a few times to ***** but he never called back. So I wrote a detailed letter explaining my displeasure, and suggested that he could talk to me or an attorney. He wrote back and explained that "it's not unusual for patients to wake up during the procedure, but it is unusual for them to remember it." Apparently I got the one Dr. who uses Roofies instead of something good.

Have fun!

TMI!
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[pushrod]

The worst part of a colonoscopy is the preparation! By far! Between the fasting, the nasty drink, and the ducklike squirting...

Matt, I appreciate the punctuation lesson! I suggest you tackle the proper use of the word, 'only' next.

[A Star Ride]

I know my grammer sucks and my ex GF had found me an application that was full time spell/grammer check & I loved it. Anyway not talking to her anymore & computer fried & new one dont have it & I don't where she had found it. I did leard a lot seeing it vorrect my same mistakes over & over but know my penmanship is awful (and I'm lazy about it)

[A Star Ride]

Originally Posted by pushrod

The worst part of a colonoscopy is the preparation! By far! Between the fasting, the nasty drink, and the ducklike squirting...

Matt, I appreciate the punctuation lesson! I suggest you tackle the proper use of the word, 'only' next.

Thats the damn truth, I chit so much water I thought I was gonna die and couldnt ingest but about 2/3 of that ass party ****tail from the pharmacy.