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MOKE1K · 11-10-2010, 03:05 AM

Ok which one of you crazies launche that rocket yesterday, come on fess up who was it?

Morbo the Destroyer · 11-10-2010, 05:23 AM

John McClane launched the missle to bring down some escaping IslamoFacistBabyEater Terrorists. You'll get all the details in Die Hard 33, coming this holiday season to a theater near you.

Years ago, the Air Force was testing a radar blimp out at Cape Canveral AFB. It was this huge white blimp, about 2/3 the size of the Goodyear blimp. The "mission" was classified, so reporters would point at the giant blimp hanging in the sky and ask: "Hey, what's that giant white blimp for?" The AF spokesman would say "what blimp?"

The_AirHawk · 11-10-2010, 06:04 AM

The funny thing is, the "Government" isn't denying it was a Missile - they just claim they have no data whatsoever on it (including from what point in the ocean it launched, it's trajectory, speculation on who it belonged-to, etc.).

I mean, you can't fly a Cessna within 5000-miles of the US coast without it being picked-up on a Satellite, but the Gov "knows nothing".

(except they claim we're all safe - go your ass back to sleep!)

mscuddy · 11-10-2010, 06:27 PM

That was me, I put hydrogen peroxide & liquid oxygen in the Honda Chair by mistake and up I went. The landing was a bytch though, fell right through the skylight at the Athletic Club in Downtown L.A. I landed on Zev's big fat spare tire, and only tweeked an axle. Thanks Concilman Yarovslovsky! You rock!

MOKE1K · 11-10-2010, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by mscuddy

That was me, I put hydrogen peroxide & liquid oxygen in the Honda Chair by mistake and up I went. The landing was a bytch though, fell right through the skylight at the Athletic Club in Downtown L.A. I landed on Zev's big fat spare tire, and only tweeked an axle. Thanks Concilman Yarovslovsky! You rock!

Laughing perfusly!

MOKE1K · 11-10-2010, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by The_AirHawk

I mean, you can't fly a Cessna within 5000-miles of the US coast without it being picked-up on a Satellite, but the Gov "knows nothing".

Maybe that's where your hole begins, in the story that is. Just speculating of course.

A Star Ride · 11-11-2010, 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by mscuddy

That was me, I put hydrogen peroxide & liquid oxygen in the Honda Chair by mistake and up I went. The landing was a bytch though, fell right through the skylight at the Athletic Club in Downtown L.A. I landed on Zev's big fat spare tire, and only tweeked an axle. Thanks Concilman Yarovslovsky! You rock!

Love your humor Cuddy. Can we make a sidecar for the powered chair/bike? Maybe a second motor on it too for some increased top speed.

acecycleins · 11-11-2010, 09:55 AM

Mexican Cartel test shot.

11-10-2010, 03:05 AM	#1
MOKE1K Registered Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Kalapana, Big Island Posts: 3,956	Alright who did it! Ok which one of you crazies launche that rocket yesterday, come on fess up who was it? __________________ "YOU CAN'T BOLT ON SKILL" "The only thing limiting your bike, is you" We survived Bush you'll survive Obama! "the most fundamental fact about the ideas of the political left is that they do not work. therefore we should not be surprised to find the left concentrated in institutions where ideas do not have to work in order to survive." --thomas sowell

11-10-2010, 06:04 AM	#3
The_AirHawk Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Livin' in a Van: down by the Mariana Trench Posts: 10,891	The funny thing is, the "Government" isn't denying it was a Missile - they just claim they have no data whatsoever on it (including from what point in the ocean it launched, it's trajectory, speculation on who it belonged-to, etc.). I mean, you can't fly a Cessna within 5000-miles of the US coast without it being picked-up on a Satellite, but the Gov "knows nothing". (except they claim we're all safe - go your ass back to sleep!) __________________ *Parfois, on fait pas semblant* Sometimes, it's not pretend Oderint Dum Metuant Let them hate so long as they fear политики предпочитают безоружных крестьян Politicians Prefer Unarmed Peasants Nothing to see here, Citizen. Move along now...

11-10-2010, 06:27 PM	#4
mscuddy MODERATOR X Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Next to my still checkin the temp. Posts: 5,444	That was me, I put hydrogen peroxide & liquid oxygen in the Honda Chair by mistake and up I went. The landing was a bytch though, fell right through the skylight at the Athletic Club in Downtown L.A. I landed on Zev's big fat spare tire, and only tweeked an axle. Thanks Concilman Yarovslovsky! You rock! __________________ A gun is a tool, Marian; no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.

11-11-2010, 09:55 AM	#8
acecycleins Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: North Georgia Posts: 4,125	Mexican Cartel test shot. __________________ "Slack" - a state of being in which everything flows smoothly.....a frame of mind so at ease that the universe naturally cooperates.

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11-10-2010, 05:23 AM	#2
Morbo the Destroyer Registered Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 1,309	John McClane launched the missle to bring down some escaping IslamoFacistBabyEater Terrorists. You'll get all the details in Die Hard 33, coming this holiday season to a theater near you. Years ago, the Air Force was testing a radar blimp out at Cape Canveral AFB. It was this huge white blimp, about 2/3 the size of the Goodyear blimp. The "mission" was classified, so reporters would point at the giant blimp hanging in the sky and ask: "Hey, what's that giant white blimp for?" The AF spokesman would say "what blimp?"