Yikes! What A Lousy Place

[sarnali2]

Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer. The problem is Chuck Norris never crys

[sarnali2]

Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer. The problem is Chuck Norris never cry's

[mscuddy]

Ah nuts to Chuck Norris. Let's see him stop a .357 and then kick my ass.

And about rotten places to live, has anyone checked out Los Angeles lately? What a dump, the roads are full of trash and potholes, no public transportation, idiots with no insurance or drivers licenses smash into law abiding citizens and then flees back to Azerbejan or some other rat hole, only to slip across the border a few years later under a different name, and get $2,500.00 per month from the feds for being in "political asylum".

Then you've got nitwit gang members trying to shoot each other, but they're such rotten shots they kill innocent bystanders...give them weapons training so at least they can hit each other fer Gods sake.

Then there's the mayor, "Smiley" as he's known to the gangsters around here, and it's only going to get worse now with Gov. Moonbeam at the helm again...I'm moving to Australia, or the south pole. Anywhere but a major city in the US of A.

Finally got a real Kehin carb on the wheelchair, and like I promised I beat that Chinese POS flat with a sledge hammer. Made me feel good, and I envoked a curse on all of China before I turned that 19mm Kehin knock-off into a flat piece of zinc.

Rant rave...and now I've got to go back to Kaiser because the bolts are stripping out of my spine again, I'd rather eat a dog turd than stay one hour at any Kaiser hospital.

FEL FIE AND POX!