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Old 03-18-2010, 06:34 AM   #11
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"I for the life of me don't understand celebrity marriage...."

I'm with 12 man on this one. Why bother? It's all a bad joke at the end of the day for these people. Did Sandra's tattooed, douchebag, with an ex wife porn star do anything worse than JFK, Slick Willie Clinton, or Tiger Woods? Those guys were 'respectable' too, whatever the hell that is. Who knows what Sandra was doing on her 'off days'? Maybe she was a saint. Maybe she wasn't. The funny part is that all those 'respectable' guys got married for the image, and then had a free for all when the cameras were off. On second thought, scratch Slick Willie from the list. Look what was staring him in the face when he walked in the door.
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Old 03-18-2010, 06:55 AM   #12
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On second thought, scratch Slick Willie from the list. Look what was staring him in the face when he walked in the door.
Yeah, the only problem there is that Billy boy seems to like... um... 'Attractively Challenged' women. I mean, for the 'most powerful man in the world' his ability to pick talent sucked.
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Old 03-18-2010, 06:57 AM   #13
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Yeah, the only problem there is that Billy boy seems to like... um... 'Attractively Challenged' women. I mean, for the 'most powerful man in the world' his ability to pick talent sucked.
You can take the boy out of the astroturf lined El Camino......
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Old 03-18-2010, 07:44 AM   #14
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Yeah, the only problem there is that Billy boy seems to like... um... 'Attractively Challenged' women. I mean, for the 'most powerful man in the world' his ability to pick talent sucked.
Agreed there. Did you catch some of the trailer trash Tiger was hitting? Hell, Sarnali could do better than that on a BAD day!
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Old 03-18-2010, 07:59 AM   #15
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Agreed there. Did you catch some of the trailer trash Tiger was hitting? Hell, Sarnali could do better than that on a BAD day!
The Tiger thing was weird as well. No Waffle House was safe when he was in town. The two porn chicks were completely excusable. Cuz, if you are just looking for sex, and you are a celeb with connections, porn stars always seemed like the way to go. You know they are going to be above average in bed. It's their freakin' job for sh!t's sake!

The truly stupid thing with Tiger was that he was banging broads from the very beginning of the marriage. Why get married? Just pull a Jeter, stay single, and bang a lot of talent. Getting married for his 'image' ended up costing him millions upon millions.

He never should have gone to 'sex rehab'. He should have had a press conference in December stating he was divorcing his wife, married life isn't for him, he's going to continue to bang a lot of broads, and tear up the golf course. He still would have lost some endorsements, but the transition to regain his popularity would have been a LOT quicker.

From a marketing stand point he was handled hideously through the entire event. And this is coming from someone that hates golf.
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Old 03-18-2010, 08:05 AM   #16
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If you think about it, porn stars are the only chicks that can come home and truly not want sex because they had a 'hard day at work'. Tiger was trying to float that 'clean, all-american lad' image that dumb people fall for over and over. There are just a many criminals wearing three piece suits as their are wearing tats and ski masks. The suits have the dumb ones fooled every time.
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Old 03-18-2010, 08:11 AM   #17
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He never should have gone to 'sex rehab'.
Here's the dirty little secret. Sex rehab like celebrity drug rehab is fraud. They are just places for celebs to hang out, and drugs and sex are available there, while they try to cool off the bad press and create the pretense that they have "changed".

But in Tiger's case the golf promoters all knew about his doggie lifestyle and helped hide it from the public so that Tiger could continue to market his "wholesome" image and defraud the public.

Man, I'm glad I hate golf. Playing sucks and watching other people do it is unbelievably boring. I'd rather watch reality shows and I NEVER watch them. May as well blow your brains out as watch golf on TV.
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Old 03-18-2010, 09:11 AM   #18
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People actually watch golf on TV?

Do they have lobotomies?
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Old 03-18-2010, 09:16 AM   #19
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Well Birds of a Feather I guess, she seems more what you'd expect from Jessie James. I always thought Sandra Bullock was slumming running around with him, musta' been the Bad Boy biker thing got her going..
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"A man is only as faithful as his options." - Chris Rock.

Then again, the options should at least be better than what you've got. Tiger had a hot Scandi blonde and he screwed *****y waitresses? WTF?

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