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Old 01-29-2010, 11:21 AM   #31
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I never pick on Ken. On pick on his arguments when they're ill-thought or based on error. And I agree with him when they're not.

On the universally acknowledged scale of insanely stubborn stupidity that ranges from 0 milliKpauls (irreproachably reasonable and intelligent) to 1000 milliKpauls (dense and impenetrable as a neutron star), I'd give Ken about 704 mKp.
Oh, PUleeze! I've been unable to register Ken at higher than 616mKP. And that's on an extremely Leftist day. Usually, he hovers around 489mKP to 526mKP. I've even recorded as low as 262mKP on extremely lucid days.

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Your KPaulometer needs recalibration. I receive constant updates to my KPaulometer Software in my MO PM Inbox direct from the manufacturer - calibrated against a 1000mKP Standard.

Here's an example of the projected data-points on your meter:



Here's the actual data-point evaluation I received in my latest update:



As you can see, the inverse-slope of the projected curve on your instrument is not at all cohesive to the actual inference-standard.

You should look into a factory-specified recalibration immediately.
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Old 01-29-2010, 11:32 AM   #32
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Oh, PUleeze! I've been unable to register Ken at higher than 616mKP. And that's on an extremely Leftist day. Usually, he hovers around 489mKP to 526mKP. I've even recorded as low as 262mKP on extremely lucid days.
You are correct, sir. The needle on my Tardometer got pegged after DorkKnight's last post. I've re-calibrated it to my personal benchline of 194mKp. Apologies to Ken.
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Old 01-29-2010, 11:38 AM   #33
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I think yall are just bullying Ken cause you waited in line all night to get into one of his seminars and diddnt have a wristband.
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Old 01-29-2010, 11:45 AM   #34
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I've even recorded as low as 262mKP on extremely lucid days.
Airhawk, I've gone back through the forum to check some data points, and I've been unable to confirm anything as low as a 262mKp. I did find one 302mKp, though. Is it possible your meter was in proximity to a Charles Krauthammer column at the time you took your reading? These meters can be sensitive to hyper-intellect backscatter.

I once saw a reading of Michael Moore drop from 906mKp to 452 just because I set the meter down on a William F. Buckley book.
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Old 01-29-2010, 02:07 PM   #35
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Why yall pickn on Ken?
It's not "pickn on Ken" when all he can think of to say is "Duuude, you're killin me... Duuuude, you're so funny..... Duuude, uh...wha??"

If he can't cut and paste his thinking, that's about all we get from him.
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It's not "pickn on Ken" when all he can think of to say is "Duuude, you're killin me... Duuuude, you're so funny..... Duuude, uh...wha??"

If he can't cut and paste his thinking, that's about all we get from him.
749mKp [taps meter]... make that 750.
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I don't follow politics, mostly cause I'm not smart enough to understand any of it, so It's hard for me to follow some of the debates, and most people you speak of, I've not head of, or I have head of them but don't know what they stand for. I'll go back to my little imaginary world in my small town. We still buy bait, milkshakes, gas, BBQ & rent movies in the same store.
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Old 01-29-2010, 05:35 PM   #38
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Why yall pickn on Ken?
Oooooo. You so wrong GI! Ken numbah one! Ken one of few lib'rals make cogent arg'ment. We luv Ken long time! Fo' dollah!
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I don't follow politics, mostly cause I'm not smart enough to understand any of it, so It's hard for me to follow some of the debates, and most people you speak of, I've not head of, or I have head of them but don't know what they stand for. I'll go back to my little imaginary world in my small town. We still buy bait, milkshakes, gas, BBQ & rent movies in the same store.
Mmmmmmmmm... BBQ...
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I don't follow politics, mostly cause I'm not smart enough to understand any of it, so It's hard for me to follow some of the debates, and most people you speak of, I've not head of, or I have head of them but don't know what they stand for. I'll go back to my little imaginary world in my small town. We still buy bait, milkshakes, gas, BBQ & rent movies in the same store.
Can you get a fishbait milkshake with pulled-pork sprinkles?
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