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Old 11-28-2009, 09:25 AM   #11
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Well there's this gaggle of wiener dogs down the street I'd like to strap some explosives to. When I use to ride ANY motorcycle/bicycle/moped/scooter by the house where these "dogs" live they would all come waddling out, yapping and growling like the miserable little creatures they are. Wiener dogs are verbotten inmy book. Maybe those commies were using the wrong breed....
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Old 11-28-2009, 01:13 PM   #12
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The totally fabulous Gay Bomb.

Why don't they just give them all loud pipe Harleys? That would turn them all into fags plus use up HD's excess inventory........

Sales would be going up and the enemy would be going down.....We couldn't loose!!!
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Old 11-28-2009, 11:49 PM   #13
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Why don't they just give them all loud pipe Harleys? That would turn them all into fags plus use up HD's excess inventory........
No, no, no! "Fag" doesn't mean gay! "Fag" just means... well, fag. You can be a fag without being gay, and you can be gay without being a fag. In fact, very few of the gays I've met were fags. But the proportion of fags in the straight male population is astounding.

Matt Damon is a fag, but Ben Affleck (barely) isn't. Clooney's a fag. Kid Rock is a fag. Sean Penn is a turbo-fag.

Being a fag is totally unrelated to being gay. Just like it's totally unrelated to being a bundle of sticks or a cigarette in Britain. It's the most fungible word in the English language. Now it just means "totally, completely, laughably and irredeemably lame-d*ck." Like loud Harley riders.

Of course, the Village People costumes do make them a little gay-ish. But that's a whole nuther topic.
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Old 11-29-2009, 06:15 AM   #14
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Funny, I always thought of it the other-way 'round with those two.



Penn is so-much a F'n fag, he should have his own line of firewood named for him. He's such a fag, he should market a British designer-cigarette.........
They are all tw@ts. Does that help?
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Old 11-29-2009, 02:58 PM   #15
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Matt Damon redeemed himself in Saving Pvt Ryan and the Bourne series, I'd say he is now a cool guy, Leo Decaprio likewise redeemed himself in Gangs of NY and Blood Diamond and is now cool...
Aflack and Clooney and Penn alas are still fags as is Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt..
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Matt Damon redeemed himself in Saving Pvt Ryan and the Bourne series, I'd say he is now a cool guy
Damon said he liked playing Bourne because Bourne is so unlike James Bond, who is "an imperialist, misogynist sociopath who goes around bedding women and swilling martinis and killing people. He’s repulsive."

Ergo, Matt Damon is a fag.
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Matt Damon redeemed himself in Saving Pvt Ryan and the Bourne series, I'd say he is now a cool guy, Leo Decaprio likewise redeemed himself in Gangs of NY and Blood Diamond and is now cool...
Aflack and Clooney and Penn alas are still fags as is Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt..
Last I heard Pitt, when he was asked a political opinion, he said, "Why do you ask me? I'm just an actor." Sounds smart to me. Why antagonize your customers?

Damon, however, despite his movie parts, never misses a chance to rant about some whacky left wing nonsense. How making movies turns a class A jerk into a cool guy is a mystery to me.
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Last I heard Pitt, when he was asked a political opinion, he said, "Why do you ask me? I'm just an actor." Sounds smart to me. Why antagonize your customers?

Damon, however, despite his movie parts, never misses a chance to rant about some whacky left wing nonsense. How making movies turns a class A jerk into a cool guy is a mystery to me.

Really? well my mistake then, f*ck the SOB after all
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