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Old 11-05-2009, 12:23 PM   #1
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YouTube - How not to park your bike - Crazy but still funny accident
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Old 11-05-2009, 12:53 PM   #2
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Damn Wireless Gate-openers! I told Jeeves the batteries were acting flat! Threw off my timing!
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Old 11-05-2009, 02:03 PM   #3
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Dude didn't even get close to the gate. And what's with the nudity?

I'll bet someone talked him out of a lower powered bike and into a "Gixxer" cuz he'd grow out of the slow one too fast.
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Old 11-05-2009, 02:08 PM   #4
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Heck, I knew that wasn't Buz!

The dude isn't wearing fringed arm chaps!
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Old 11-05-2009, 02:29 PM   #5
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Dude didn't even get close to the gate. And what's with the nudity?
Huh? Doesn't everybody ride around in shorts with no shirt, helmet, or brains in Cali?

It looks to me like he did an impact test on the wall with his head. He pitches forward like a crash test dummy. I'll bet he's going to have a f'd up neck in the years to come.
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Old 11-05-2009, 02:40 PM   #6
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It looks like he's in shock because he walks away with only one shoe on. Don't mind the neck. I'd bet he has/had a head injury.
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Old 11-05-2009, 03:13 PM   #7
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It looks like he's in shock because he walks away with only one shoe on. Don't mind the neck. I'd bet he has/had a head injury.
"Dude, your forehead is like flat now....... are you OK?"

"Huh?"

"I said, the front of your skull appears to have been flattened by impact with that wall - would you like me to phone an Ambulance?"

"Huh?" (makes B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b noises)
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Old 11-05-2009, 04:43 PM   #8
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Notice that he pulled a little wheelie to show off to a chick in front of that store and then panicked and didn't know what to do. He tries to brake and hesitates and that's all she wrote. Lucky to walk away.

This is why we practice. It's also why we don't buy CBRR1KZGSXes as a first bike. If this clown had had less ego and bought a DRZ400SM instead of the CBRR1KZGSXes he'd have done better wheelies and been in control much easier.

His bonus for this lesson is a totaled bike. Unless he can do his own fork tube and wheel replacement he;'s in big buck city.
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