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Buzglyd · 10-16-2009, 08:55 AM

So you mofos have heard me rambling about France. My son and I are flying out on Sunday. Here's how it came about:

I was at a PTA fundraiser 1 1/2 years ago. It was a casino night with a live auction. Needless to say, there was booze involved.

The auction started for use of a home in the mountains. Being drunk and competitive is not a good combination. By the time we were done I was the winner. I still haven't used it yet so since our school has October break, we decided to go for it.

We're flying into Pau where we'll get a car and cruise around Southwestern France and make a trip into Spain. After a week, we'll fly up to Paris and spend 3 nights there. Then it's back to Omerica.

My French is about as good as longride's English so there's a good chance I'll end up eating bull gonads or something.

Viva La France!

longride · 10-16-2009, 09:18 AM

Just learn the dirty words in any language and that can get you through anything. I know. It works for me.

sarnali2 · 10-16-2009, 09:32 AM

Make sure you wear shorts with socks and sandles, then they'll think you're a German.....mention how your Opa always liked being stationed in Paris

The_AirHawk · 10-16-2009, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by sarnali2

Make sure you wear shorts with socks and sandles, then they'll think you're a German.....mention how your Opa always liked being stationed in Paris

"Vas ist dis 'Escargot' crap? You have no Haas und Pfeffer or Weinerschnitzel? Brink me der Peppermint Schnapps!"

Kenneth_Moore · 10-16-2009, 10:23 AM

Only a fag would go to France on purpose.

schizuki · 10-16-2009, 10:50 AM

If you meet a French motorcyclist, tell him "Your bike (Tu veux) is cool (coucher) like mine (avec moi)."

If you're lucky, he'll be so grateful for the compliment that he'll invite you home to see his other bikes. Good luck!

Kenneth_Moore · 10-16-2009, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by schizuki

If you meet a French motorcyclist, tell him "Your bike (Tu veux) is cool (coucher) like mine (avec moi)."

If you're lucky, he'll be so grateful for the compliment that he'll invite you home to see his other bikes. Good luck!

No no no! He should say, very loudly:

MON SIGNOR! YOUR BIKEIERO IS VERY COOLIERO!! I HAVE A COOLIERO BIKEIERO TOO! SO, LOST ANY WARS LATLIERO?

schizuki · 10-16-2009, 11:50 AM

Wow - he can be a tool in two languages.

tripleripple · 10-16-2009, 01:37 PM

Ich bin Ein Berliner.

That's all you need to know. They'll leave you alone.

seruzawa · 10-16-2009, 01:45 PM

You guys are nuts. Get away from parts of Paris and the French people are just fine, far less whiny than you'd think from the impressions you get from the MSM. Less whiny than New Yorkers for instance.

10-16-2009, 08:55 AM	#1
Buzglyd Founding Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 10,137	Our mission should we choose to accept it. So you mofos have heard me rambling about France. My son and I are flying out on Sunday. Here's how it came about: I was at a PTA fundraiser 1 1/2 years ago. It was a casino night with a live auction. Needless to say, there was booze involved. The auction started for use of a home in the mountains. Being drunk and competitive is not a good combination. By the time we were done I was the winner. I still haven't used it yet so since our school has October break, we decided to go for it. We're flying into Pau where we'll get a car and cruise around Southwestern France and make a trip into Spain. After a week, we'll fly up to Paris and spend 3 nights there. Then it's back to Omerica. My French is about as good as longride's English so there's a good chance I'll end up eating bull gonads or something. Viva La France! __________________ Jay Leno: "President Obama released his tax returns. It turns out he made $900,000 less in 2011 than he did in 2010. You know what that means? Even Obama is doing worse under President Obama."

10-16-2009, 09:18 AM	#2
longride Super Duper Mod Man Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Anywhere they let me Posts: 10,484	Just learn the dirty words in any language and that can get you through anything. I know. It works for me. __________________ I'm a knucklehead

10-16-2009, 09:32 AM	#3
sarnali2 Aging Cafe` Racer Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Sittin' down by my window, lookin' at the rain. Posts: 8,132	Make sure you wear shorts with socks and sandles, then they'll think you're a German.....mention how your Opa always liked being stationed in Paris __________________ "Carpe` Throttelum -Loud Suits Save Lives" "All the BMW riders in the room, I want you to leave. Now. Out. "

10-16-2009, 10:23 AM	#5
Kenneth_Moore Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: VIsiting the GIft Shop in the Pit of DIspair Posts: 7,118	Only a fag would go to France on purpose. __________________ www.kennethmoore.org

10-16-2009, 10:50 AM	#6
schizuki Founding Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 4,413	If you meet a French motorcyclist, tell him "Your bike (Tu veux) is cool (coucher) like mine (avec moi)." If you're lucky, he'll be so grateful for the compliment that he'll invite you home to see his other bikes. Good luck! __________________ “[The video] should be sent for example to ABC, CBS, NBC, and CNN and maybe PBS and VOA. As for Fox News, let her die in her anger... I used to think that MSNBC channel may be good and neutral a bit, but is has lately fired two of the most famous journalists – Keith Olbermann and Octavia Nasser.” - Al-Qaeda spokesman Adam Gadahn. Or any American lefty.

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10-16-2009, 11:50 AM	#8
schizuki Founding Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 4,413	Wow - he can be a tool in two languages. __________________ “[The video] should be sent for example to ABC, CBS, NBC, and CNN and maybe PBS and VOA. As for Fox News, let her die in her anger... I used to think that MSNBC channel may be good and neutral a bit, but is has lately fired two of the most famous journalists – Keith Olbermann and Octavia Nasser.” - Al-Qaeda spokesman Adam Gadahn. Or any American lefty.

10-16-2009, 01:37 PM	#9
tripleripple Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Lightly Fortified Compound (apartment): Chicago, IL Posts: 421	Ich bin Ein Berliner. That's all you need to know. They'll leave you alone.

10-16-2009, 01:45 PM	#10
seruzawa Robby Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: 8501 ft. Posts: 16,803	You guys are nuts. Get away from parts of Paris and the French people are just fine, far less whiny than you'd think from the impressions you get from the MSM. Less whiny than New Yorkers for instance. __________________ I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.