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Old 10-16-2009, 09:55 AM   #1
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So you mofos have heard me rambling about France. My son and I are flying out on Sunday. Here's how it came about:

I was at a PTA fundraiser 1 1/2 years ago. It was a casino night with a live auction. Needless to say, there was booze involved.

The auction started for use of a home in the mountains. Being drunk and competitive is not a good combination. By the time we were done I was the winner. I still haven't used it yet so since our school has October break, we decided to go for it.

We're flying into Pau where we'll get a car and cruise around Southwestern France and make a trip into Spain. After a week, we'll fly up to Paris and spend 3 nights there. Then it's back to Omerica.

My French is about as good as longride's English so there's a good chance I'll end up eating bull gonads or something.

Viva La France!
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Old 10-16-2009, 10:18 AM   #2
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Just learn the dirty words in any language and that can get you through anything. I know. It works for me.
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Old 10-16-2009, 10:32 AM   #3
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Make sure you wear shorts with socks and sandles, then they'll think you're a German.....mention how your Opa always liked being stationed in Paris
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Old 10-16-2009, 10:56 AM   #4
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Make sure you wear shorts with socks and sandles, then they'll think you're a German.....mention how your Opa always liked being stationed in Paris
"Vas ist dis 'Escargot' crap? You have no Haas und Pfeffer or Weinerschnitzel? Brink me der Peppermint Schnapps!"
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Old 10-16-2009, 11:23 AM   #5
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Only a fag would go to France on purpose.
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Old 10-16-2009, 11:50 AM   #6
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If you meet a French motorcyclist, tell him "Your bike (Tu veux) is cool (coucher) like mine (avec moi)."

If you're lucky, he'll be so grateful for the compliment that he'll invite you home to see his other bikes. Good luck!
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Old 10-16-2009, 12:36 PM   #7
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If you meet a French motorcyclist, tell him "Your bike (Tu veux) is cool (coucher) like mine (avec moi)."

If you're lucky, he'll be so grateful for the compliment that he'll invite you home to see his other bikes. Good luck!
No no no! He should say, very loudly:

MON SIGNOR! YOUR BIKEIERO IS VERY COOLIERO!! I HAVE A COOLIERO BIKEIERO TOO! SO, LOST ANY WARS LATLIERO?
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Old 10-16-2009, 12:50 PM   #8
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Wow - he can be a tool in two languages.
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Old 10-16-2009, 02:37 PM   #9
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Old 10-16-2009, 02:45 PM   #10
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You guys are nuts. Get away from parts of Paris and the French people are just fine, far less whiny than you'd think from the impressions you get from the MSM. Less whiny than New Yorkers for instance.
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