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Old 10-09-2009, 06:45 AM   #1
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Default Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize - seriously

Even his supporters must be embarrassed by this.

OSLO – President Barack Obama won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize on Friday in a stunning decision designed to encourage his initiatives to reduce nuclear arms, ease tensions with the Muslim world and stress diplomacy and cooperation rather than unilateralism.

Nobel observers were shocked by the unexpected choice so early in the Obama presidency, which began less than two weeks before the Feb. 1 nomination deadline...

'Only very rarely has a person to the same extent as Obama captured the world's attention and given its people hope for a better future,' Jagland said."


Congratulations, O - you just won the "You're Not George Bush" award.

I know the Nobel jumped the shark years ago, but seriously.

Has any human being ever received so much for so little for all of his glib, do-little life?
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Old 10-09-2009, 06:52 AM   #2
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According to the rules; he had to be nominated by Feb. 1st, 2009. He was sworn into office around noon on Jan 20th. So, he won the Nobel Peace Prize for his accomplishments made within the first 10.5 days in office. Hee hee.

Hold it. Between the thunderous applause and his acceptance speech I seem to hear a sound. What it it? Hmmmm. Sounds a bit like a cluster of centrifuges whirring in the east.
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Old 10-09-2009, 07:06 AM   #3
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This is so egregious that it's going to give cover for everybody else who wants to give him a gold star.

World Series MVP? Obama.
Miss Universe? Obama.
Hog-Calling Champion of East Murfreesboro, Alabama? Obama.
Winner of the Kentucky Derby? Obama.
Most Improved Speller, Miss Jacinski's second-grade class of James A. Garfield Elementary School? Obama.

Can't wait for Special Report tonight. Krauthammer must be champing at the bit.
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Old 10-09-2009, 07:19 AM   #4
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This is so egregious that it's going to give cover for everybody else who wants to give him a gold star.

World Series MVP? Obama.
Miss Universe? Obama.
Hog-Calling Champion of East Murfreesboro, Alabama? Obama.
Winner of the Kentucky Derby? Obama.
Most Improved Speller, Miss Jacinski's second-grade class of James A. Garfield Elementary School? Obama.

Can't wait for Special Report tonight. Krauthammer must be champing at the bit.
The Nobel Prize for literature goes to...

Ozzie Osbourne!!!

And the Nobel Prize for medicine goes to...

Dr. Phil!!!!
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Old 10-09-2009, 07:24 AM   #5
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I can tell you this: politically speaking, this is a disaster for him. I'm sure when he found how his team let out a collective, "oh shyt."

The peace prize winner is contemplating sending 40,000 more troops into Afghanistan or appeasing his wacko left wing supporters. This makes it even worse.
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Old 10-09-2009, 07:38 AM   #6
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Someone pointed out that he won this the same day he bombed the Moon.

Nice.
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Old 10-09-2009, 07:41 AM   #7
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I can tell you this: politically speaking, this is a disaster for him. I'm sure when he found how his team let out a collective, "oh shyt."

The peace prize winner is contemplating sending 40,000 more troops into Afghanistan or appeasing his wacko left wing supporters. This makes it even worse.
So I guess this award will help Obamalama with his war crimes trial for killing civilians? I guess it's time we all break into an Obama song praising his great achievements!

Everybody sing:

Barack Hussein Obama
He said that all must lend a hand
To make this country strong again
Mmm, mmm, mm!

Barack Hussein Obama
He said we must be clear today
Equal work means equal pay
Mmm, mmm, mm!

Barack Hussein Obama
He said that we must take a stand
To make sure everyone gets a chance
Mmm, mmm, mm!

Barack Hussein Obama
He said Red, Yellow, Black or White
All are equal in his sight
Mmm, mmm, mm!

(This jingle is lifted/stolen from Jesus Loves The Little Children – so I guess Obama is Jesus in the eyes of these slobbering far-left indoctrinators/ former 'educators?')

Barack Hussein Obama
Yes
Mmm, mmm, mm!

Hello, Mr. President we honor you today!
For all your great accomplishments, we all do say “hooray!”
Hooray Mr. President! You’re number one!
The first Black American to lead this great na-TION!
Hooray, Mr. President something-something-some
A-something-something-something-some economy is number one again!
Hooray Mr. President, we’re really proud of you!
And the same for all Americans in the great Red White and Blue!
So something Mr. President we all just something-some,
So here’s a hearty hip-hooray a-something-something-some!
Hip, hip hooray! (3x)


Got paged in the morning at 5am
Time to go into work again.
Welcome to the world of medicine,
Whoa, here we go again.
The hospital's packed with people in a long line
Agitated cause we've waited for a long time.
This is all so crazy, too many missing coverage lately

My tummy's turning and I'm feeling kinda sickly
My hip's bad and I feel weak
And the prices are always raising up.
Conservatives and liberals say
To reform healthcare today
But they can't seem to find a way.

So we throw our hands up for healthcare reform
Make your choice today.
Private and public care
Will a marketplace treat us fair?

So we throw our hands up for healthcare reform
Make your choice today.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a problem in the USA.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a problem in the USA.

Obama says everyone needs
Health coverage in America now.
We need to insure those 47 million
But the government doesn't know how.
Deductibles getting higher every day
I got my bill and I'm thinking NO way.
And what about my brother?
He's hurt and can't get covered.

My tummy's turning and I'm feeling kinda worried
Capricious coverage is killing me.
That's when a doctor said, "You'll have to go."
Bipartisan support was tried so we wouldn't be denied
But Joe Wilson yelled, "You lie!"

So we throw our hands up for healthcare reform
Make your choice today.
Private and public care
Will a marketplace treat us fair?

So we throw our hands up for healthcare reform
Make your choice today.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a problem in the USA.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a problem in the USA.
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Best comment I've seen yet:

Finally, something more ridiculous than when I was made a consul.

Posted by: Incitatus, fastest horse in Rome
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We give all the little kids trophies for trying now so what's the difference?
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Old 10-09-2009, 01:22 PM   #10
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Congratulations, O - you just won the "You're Not George Bush" award.
Give that man a cigar.
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