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seruzawa 09-16-2009 05:18 AM

Klazy Ken on the move
 

pplassm 09-16-2009 05:25 AM

Gotta let the man BREATH, ya know.

Five Dee-Wee's eh? That's a fine howdjado.

Kenneth_Moore 09-16-2009 06:20 AM

In a press release, a non-attorney spokesperson stated: "Klazy Ken was profiled by racist Tampa police. Tampa law enforcement has a long history of harassing and discriminating against minorities. We know for a fact that he was wearing a sequined thong that evening."

A legal defense fund has been established. Please send your tax-deductable contributions via PayPal to kenneth.moore@ge.com.

The_AirHawk 09-16-2009 09:59 AM

Ah hell, that's nothin' compared to the guy in Central AR that was stopped on his bike (drunk and nekkid, of course) in the middle of an ice-storm this last winter.

That's a "Rounder" fo'dammsho'.

seruzawa 09-16-2009 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_AirHawk (Post 224171)
Ah hell, that's nothin' compared to the guy in Central AR that was stopped on his bike (drunk and nekkid, of course) in the middle of an ice-storm this last winter.

That's a "Rounder" fo'dammsho'.

His name wouldn't happen to be AirHawk would it?

schizuki 09-16-2009 12:48 PM

Any truth to the rumor that the arresting deputy was a female who became Mrs. Klazy Ken #6 by the end of the booking and Ex-Mrs. Klazy Ken #6 by the time he made bail?

seruzawa 09-16-2009 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by schizuki (Post 224199)
Any truth to the rumor that the arresting deputy was a female who became Mrs. Klazy Ken #6 by the end of the booking and Ex-Mrs. Klazy Ken #6 by the time he made bail?

No. That was a dwarf Lithuanian transvestite.

Kenneth_Moore 09-16-2009 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seruzawa (Post 224200)
No. That was a dwarf Lithuanian transvestite.

Say what you want; #8 and #9 are looking AWESOME! (I'm grooming my candidates well in advance now, it's the only way I'll make the Guiness Book).

seruzawa 09-16-2009 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenneth_Moore (Post 224201)
Say what you want; #8 and #9 are looking AWESOME! (I'm grooming my candidates well in advance now, it's the only way I'll make the Guiness Book).

What happened to #7?

The_AirHawk 09-16-2009 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seruzawa (Post 224175)
His name wouldn't happen to be AirHawk would it?

I cannot say.

Something about a "court gag-order" or some-such.


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