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Old 08-15-2009, 01:49 PM   #1
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The old lady just let a vaccum cleaner salesman in the door, god help me. It's a Kirby man too, infamous for not leaving until you buy something...

Where's my shot gun?
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Old 08-15-2009, 03:58 PM   #2
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Quick-Lime (i.e. powdered, catalyzed lime in a water solution) works really well to dispose of dead "animal" carcasses. Or so I've heard.

If you can get enough of it (in a high-enough concentration) Nitric acid will eat ......erm.... "organic" items faster than the lime. Enough-so the remnants could probably be flushed down a commode. But don't use a metal container to hold the "experiment".
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Old 08-15-2009, 05:45 PM   #3
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After trying to pawn an $1,800.00 Kirby Vacuum cleaner on my wife, hard sell, good-cop-bad-cop, pity, "I want to go to Las Vegas"...etc..etc..I told them to hit the road. Split. Vamoose. Leave.

Then my wife was having the drivers side door lock fixed on her Honda Element at some reputiable locksmith place, the owner and his son got into an argument, and left the Element's drivers side door all apart. So after waiting for two hours for these idiots to come back, I put the door back together myself, swiped a twenty dollar bill out of the till and left. Place is still wide open, hope he gets cleaned out, the idiot.

Living in Los Angeles is like, real close to Bladerunner any more. I can't understand what people are saying half the time, and cholos in Low Riders have taken over once again.

What a day.
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Old 08-15-2009, 08:20 PM   #4
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I tell you, you couldn't pay me to live there. We have our share of wads up here but so far the place is still pretty livable. Specially if you're like me and don't like sunshine all the time, the cloudy wet weather keeps a lot of troublemakers away. but I thrive in it. The only thing sunshine does is give me skin cancer, I'm moving to Alaska if it gets any warmer here.
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Old 08-16-2009, 04:20 PM   #5
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And the Sounders just handed the Galaxy a pretty a nice 2-0 loss despite the Galaxy's attempt to play dirty
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Old 08-16-2009, 06:02 PM   #6
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No, the Wiffee barganed 'em down from some obscene price for a vacuum cleaner ($2,300.00), and then told 'em to split (after the poor bastard cleaned every rug and matress in the house, along with the hardwood floors). Hahhahha..
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Old 08-16-2009, 07:29 PM   #7
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Well she's one of a kind then, put's up with your sh*t and beats down nuisance salesman into cleaning the house than showing them the door....classic my friend, classic...
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No, the Wiffee barganed 'em down from some obscene price for a vacuum cleaner ($2,300.00), and then told 'em to split (after the poor bastard cleaned every rug and matress in the house, along with the hardwood floors). Hahhahha..
See shes smarter than you thought, get your moneys worth girl! Cholos huh havent heard that word sence I lived in Mission Vejio
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I really enjoy Bladerunner, it was on TV the other day. I *think* I'm not a replicant.
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I really enjoy Bladerunner, it was on TV the other day. I *think* I'm not a replicant.
You're watching a stage play. A banquet is in progress. The guests are enjoying an appetizer of raw oysters. The entree consists of boiled dog...
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