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Old 08-11-2009, 01:19 PM   #1
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Default When it rains it maduras...

That bigass pile of 1200mL madura heap had to park next to me outside today. So I was flanked by a madura heap and a 750 Maxim(that won't start and often behaves like a woman).
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Old 08-11-2009, 02:20 PM   #2
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I hope you made Connie wash her tires before she left.......
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Old 08-11-2009, 02:24 PM   #3
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I hope you made Connie wash her tires before she left.......

I'm still at work. The other two should be gone before me so that's good. I think the Maxim has a bad vacuum petc0ck or leaky vacuum lines.

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Old 08-11-2009, 04:48 PM   #4
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come on, the real name is petschlong.
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Old 08-11-2009, 06:01 PM   #5
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I propose we use the term "petschmenkel" from here on out.
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Old 08-12-2009, 06:05 AM   #6
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The owners of the Victory Vision should be pleased that there is still some Madura around. Keeps them from getting the "Ugliest Motorcycle In History Award".
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Old 08-12-2009, 06:24 AM   #7
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and a 750 Maxim(that won't start and often behaves like a woman).
It gets pi$$ed off every 4 weeks?
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Old 08-12-2009, 06:35 AM   #8
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It stops hoovering your schmenkel after you marry it?
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Old 08-12-2009, 06:45 AM   #9
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The owners of the Victory Vision should be pleased that there is still some Madura around. Keeps them from getting the "Ugliest Motorcycle In History Award".
I think the Bad Vision still gets that award hands down. Victory didn't come out with two more models based on that bike by accident.
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Old 08-12-2009, 07:30 AM   #10
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That fugly tail light built into the passenger seat...
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