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Old 08-06-2009, 01:06 PM   #1
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First Lady Requires More Than Twenty Attendants

by Dr. Paul Williams

Recession, Depression, What, Michelle Worry?

“In my own life, in my own small way, I have tried to give back to this
country that has given me so much,” she said. “See, that’s why I left a
job at a big law firm for a career in public service, “ Michelle Obama

No, Michele Obama does not get paid to serve as the First Lady and she
doesn’t perform any official duties. But this hasn’t deterred her from
hiring an unprecedented number of staffers to cater to her every whim
and to satisfy her every request in the midst of the Great Recession.
Just think Mary Lincoln was taken to task for purchasing China for the
White House during the Civil War. And Mamie Eisenhower had to shell out
the salary for her personal secretary.

How things have changed! If you’re one of the tens of millions of
Americans facing certain destitution, earning less than subsistence
wages stocking the shelves at Wal-Mart or serving up McDonald
cheeseburgers, prepare to scream and then come to realize that the
benefit package for these servants of Miz Michelle are the same as
members of the national security and defense departments and the bill
for these assorted lackeys is paid by John Q. Public:

1. $172,200 - Sher, Susan (Chief Of Staff)

2. $140,000 - Frye, Jocelyn C. (Deputy Assistant to the President and Director of Policy And Projects For The First Lady)

3. $113,000 - Rogers, Desiree G. (Special Assistant to the President and White House Social Secretary)

4. $102,000 - Johnston, Camille Y. (Special Assistant to the President and Director of Communications for the First Lady)

5. Winter, Melissa E. (Special Assistant to the President and Deputy Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
6. $90,000 - Medina, David S. (Deputy Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)

7. $84,000 - Lelyveld, Catherine M. (Director and Press Secretary to the First Lady)

8. $75,000 - Starkey, Frances M. (Director of Scheduling and Advance for the First Lady)

9. $70,000 - Sanders, Trooper (Deputy Director of Policy and Projects for the First Lady)

10. $65,000 - Burnough, Erinn J. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)

11. Reinstein, Joseph B. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)

12. $62,000 - Goodman, Jennifer R. (Deputy Director of Scheduling and Events Coordinator For The First Lady)

13. $60,000 - Fitts, Alan O. (Deputy Director of Advance and Trip Director for the First Lady)

14.. Lewis, Dana M. (Special Assistant and Personal Aide to the First Lady)

15. $52,500 - Mustaphi, Semonti M. (Associate Director and Deputy Press Secretary To The First Lady)

16. $50,000 - Jarvis, Kristen E. (Special Assistant for Scheduling and Traveling Aide To The First Lady)

17. $45,000 - Lechtenberg, Tyler A. (Associate Director of Correspondence For The First Lady)

18. Tubman, Samantha (Deputy Associate Director, Social Office)

19. $40,000 - Boswell, Joseph J. (Executive Assistant to the Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)

20. $36,000 - Armbruster, Sally M. (Staff Assistant to the Social Secretary)

21. Bookey, Natalie (Staff Assistant)

22. Jackson, Deilia A. (Deputy Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady)

Copyright 2009 Canada Free Press.Com

First Lady requires more than twenty attendants

There has never been anyone in the White House at any time that
has created such an army of staffers whose sole duties are the
facilitation of the First Lady's social life. One wonders why she needs
so much help, at taxpayer expense, when even Hillary, only had three;
Jackie Kennedy one; Laura Bush one; and prior to Mamie Eisenhower social help came from the President's own pocket.

Note: This does not include makeup artist Ingrid Grimes-Miles, 49, and "First Hairstylist" Johnny Wright, 31,

both of whom travelled aboard Air Force One to Europe.


Paul L. Williams, Ph.D., is the author of such best-selling books as The Day of Islam, The Al Qaeda Connection, Osama’s Revenge: The Next 9/11, The Complete Idiot’s Guide to the Crusades and The Vatican Exposed. An award-winning journalist, he is a frequent guest on such national news networks as ABC News, CBS News, Fox News, MSNBC, and NPR.

Maybe if we stand out in the snow and press our faces to the w1ndow they will throw us some crumbs.
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Old 08-06-2009, 01:13 PM   #2
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Yeah well ol Pelosi just requested 3 brand new Gulfstream jets. Remember the brow beating the auto execs got for flying in private jets?
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Old 08-06-2009, 02:43 PM   #3
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I love the part about saying it's valuable because it would cost a lot to get a high ranking official back if they were kidnapped or if an important decision needed to be made.

I'm sure we're all biting our nails every night worry about whether idiot Pelosi will get kidnapped. The kidnappers were give her back for a cup of Starbucks I'm sure!

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Old 08-06-2009, 03:12 PM   #4
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[sound of phone ringing]

Hello? Yes, this is he.

You what?

Kidnapped who?

And you want HOW much to give her back?

Well, what would it cost me just to have you shoot her?
Parfois, on fait pas semblant
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Let them hate so long as they fear
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Nothing to see here, Citizen. Move along now...
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