Go Back   Motorcycle Forum > Other > Motorcycle.Com Lounge

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 07-18-2009, 09:06 PM   #1
schizuki
Founding Member
 
schizuki's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 5,030
Default Weinermobile hits house

Weinermobile hits house.

Can you imagine the mixed reaction you'd have when you got home and saw the Weinermobile crashed into your house?

"Hey, look, the Weinermobile! Errr... and it's half in my living room... goddammit! But still... the Weinermobile!"

Oh, yeah, and it was being driven by a chick. Shocking.

Good thing it didn't kill anyone. I'd hate to have my tombstone say,

Here Lies Schizuki
Killed By A Giant Self-Propelled Novelty Frankfurter




That would suck.
__________________
Reverēre meam auctōritātem

Bill Clinton and Chuck Schumer are praising the Supreme Court for overturning an anti-gay-marriage law that they both signed.
schizuki is offline   Reply With Quote

Sponsored Links Remove Advertisements
Motorcycle Forum
Advertisement
Old 07-18-2009, 09:42 PM   #2
The_AirHawk
Founding Member
 
The_AirHawk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Leanin' Tower O' P-P-P-P-POWAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Posts: 11,491
Default

Free Weiners for Life?

Oh! I know! "Honey, guess what I'VE got for ya........!"





Oh, I'm GLAD I'm not an Oscar-Mayer Weiner,
'Cuz everyONE would be F'n Pyssed at me!
__________________
Parfois, on fait pas semblant
Sometimes, it's not pretend
Oderint Dum Metuant
Let them hate so long as they fear
политики предпочитают безоружных крестьян
Politicians Prefer Unarmed Peasants
Nothing to see here, Citizen. Move along now...
The_AirHawk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-2009, 09:54 PM   #3
newagetwotone
Registered Member
 
newagetwotone's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 1,302
Default

"Oscar Mayer spokeswoman Sydney Lindner apologized for any inconvenience to the home owner. Lindner said the company will work with insurance companies to fix the damage to the house and vehicle."

Wow. thats all there is to say about that.
newagetwotone is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-2009, 10:31 PM   #4
tripleripple
Founding Member
 
tripleripple's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Lightly Fortified Compound (apartment): Chicago, IL
Posts: 421
Default

I'd say "you let me keep that Weinermobile and we're square on the damage to my house."

I'd cruise around and pick up chicks. How could that not work?
tripleripple is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-19-2009, 06:56 AM   #5
newagetwotone
Registered Member
 
newagetwotone's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 1,302
Default

Cause its not about the size of the waves... atleast thats what some guys will try and tell you.
newagetwotone is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-19-2009, 07:53 AM   #6
pushrod
Founding Member
 
pushrod's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Baja 'Bama
Posts: 3,642
Default

You could go to the tire store and tell them to put some nice buns on the rig!
__________________
You would not understand,
this is not how I am...

I have become -
Comfortably Numb.
pushrod is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-19-2009, 10:02 AM   #7
mscuddy
MODERATOR X

 
mscuddy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Next to my still checkin the temp.
Posts: 5,448
Default

I wonder if you can use Viagra as a fuel additive? I hate those fu*king ads btw. That and "Smiling Bob". You know a society has about reached the end of its rope when you have ads for stuff like that. What's next I wonder? Padded codpieces on sale at Nordstoms?
__________________
A gun is a tool, Marian; no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.
mscuddy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-19-2009, 12:01 PM   #8
Buzglyd
Founding Member
 
Buzglyd's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 10,904
Default

My one regret in life is never getting a ride in the Weinermobile.

Now I'm too old cuz they only hire college kids to cruise around the country promoting delicious pork products.
Buzglyd is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-19-2009, 02:15 PM   #9
Kenneth_Moore
Registered Member
 
Kenneth_Moore's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: VIsiting the GIft Shop in the Pit of DIspair
Posts: 7,118
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Buzglyd View Post
My one regret in life is never getting a ride in the Weinermobile.

Now I'm too old cuz they only hire college kids to cruise around the country promoting delicious pork products.
I got to sit in the Weinermobile. I spotted it in Phoenix and chased it down. There were 4 college kids in it; they actually get college credit for riding the weiner. I got a souvineer weiner and a nice hat from them. It's a HUGE WEINER, they built the current one (there have been several over the years) on an RV chassis. It sleeps 6, has a kitchen and full bath, and plays the Oscar Meyer song when you press the horn button.

Oh, I'd love to be an Oscar Meyer Weeeeeener,
That is what I'd truly love to beeee!
'Cause if I were an Oscar Meyer Weeeeener,
Everyone would be in love with meeeee!
__________________
www.kennethmoore.org
Kenneth_Moore is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-19-2009, 03:59 PM   #10
Dr_Sprocket
Founding Member
 
Dr_Sprocket's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Delmarva Peninsula
Posts: 2,331
Default

Reminds me of that scene in There's Somthing About Mary... "Is it the frank or the beans?"
__________________
"Aid to the helpless indigent is civilized. Aid to the irresponsible is socially corrosive." ----- Schizuki (c. 2011)
Dr_Sprocket is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off