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Old 07-04-2009, 10:32 AM   #1
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Default Klazy Ken LLC Announce New Ownership

-7/-4/2009
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Klazy Ken LLC, a Florida based corporation engaged in marketing education via seminars and webinars, announced a major infusion of new capital today and the sale of 49% of the company's privately held stock. Although the details of the financial transaction were closely guarded, the company President and CEO, Klazy Ken Kutana released the following statement regarding the new co-owners:

"For ova fifiteen year Klazy Ken proud to be associate with Todd and Sara Palin. We been close, real close, like three snow pea in pod, if you know what I mean. Klazy Ken try hard for years get Sara and Todd into business. Finally Klazy Ken talk dem into it. Klazy Ken not take all credit, stupid Liberal Press hound this patriot from office over stupid "ethics" investigation. Klazy Ken LLC winner, State of Alaska LOSER! Republican Party LOSER. Now Sara and Todd and KK make even more money. You imagine numba people sign up for seminar with that hottie at podium? WE GONNA BE RIIIIICH!"Todd and Sara Palin were not available for comment, however the company announced the immediate sale of a new line of TShirts.
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Old 07-04-2009, 10:49 AM   #2
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-7/-4/2009
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Klazy Ken LLC, a Florida based corporation engaged in marketing education via seminars and webinars, announced a major infusion of new capital today and the sale of 49% of the company's privately held stock. Although the details of the financial transaction were closely guarded, the company President and CEO, Klazy Ken Kutana released the following statement regarding the new co-owners:

"For ova fifiteen year Klazy Ken proud to be associate with Todd and Sara Palin. We been close, real close, like three snow pea in pod, if you know what I mean. Klazy Ken try hard for years get Sara and Todd into business. Finally Klazy Ken talk dem into it. Klazy Ken not take all credit, stupid Liberal Press hound this patriot from office over stupid "ethics" investigation. Klazy Ken LLC winner, State of Alaska LOSER! Republican Party LOSER. Now Sara and Todd and KK make even more money. You imagine numba people sign up for seminar with that hottie at podium? WE GONNA BE RIIIIICH!"Todd and Sara Palin were not available for comment, however the company announced the immediate sale of a new line of TShirts.
She's starting her Presidential run. Good for her. We need a lot more people like her in politics and fewer of the degraded filth we have now and the worthless pieces of shyt that vote for them.
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Old 07-04-2009, 10:51 AM   #3
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She's starting her Presidential run. Good for her. We need a lot more people like her in politics and fewer of the degraded filth we have now and the worthless pieces of shyt that vote for them.
I've always wanted to be a worthless piece of shyt. This is great!!!
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Old 07-04-2009, 02:29 PM   #4
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Seems like the Dems can't stop talking about Palin. They must see her as a real threat, or they would have stopped worrying about her back in November. I have a feeling after 3 1/2 years more of the bumbling socialism we have now, she will be a real threat.
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Old 07-05-2009, 07:09 AM   #5
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That's a real threat with a nice set of cans, mr. longride.......





Did anyone else get a "Happy 4th I'm still a Loser" lovenote from KP?

Haven't even opened mine yet, but I'm so excited to see what he sez!
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Old 07-05-2009, 07:36 AM   #6
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That's a real threat with a nice set of cans, mr. longride.......





Did anyone else get a "Happy 4th I'm still a Loser" lovenote from KP?

Haven't even opened mine yet, but I'm so excited to see what he sez!

I got a note. Was pretty worthless.
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Old 07-05-2009, 08:02 AM   #7
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I got a note. Was pretty worthless.
Funny how he just doesn't stay over in that "thinking man's forum."
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Old 07-05-2009, 08:33 AM   #8
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Oh, Sarah Palin is a real threat all right. Scarier than being in a room full of crack heads all armed with weapons of ass destruction!

At a rather boisterous party that I attended last night to celebrate Independence day, a young hooligan shouted "Bimbo's rule!" Frightening to think he might be right.
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All whiny draft-dodging apologists for people who intend to wipe us out can KMA.
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Old 07-05-2009, 09:36 AM   #10
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They're just excersizing their Constitutional rights to be take-it-up-the-butt pansies, they're so Worldy Wise they elected a foreigner to be Pres. In direct violation to the very Constitution that allows them the liberty to snivel about it..... un-freakin-believeable...

As handy as ol' Sarah is with that Weatherby I'd be pretty nervous too
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