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Old 06-28-2009, 10:51 AM   #1
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Default Billy Mays not here...

I bet they find a Shamwow stuffed down his throat. Vince looks like that kind of guy.

I don't want to speak ill of the dead, so I'll just say that I would have been satisfied if he'd contracted throat cancer that was fully cured only after taking his larynx.
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Bill Clinton and Chuck Schumer are praising the Supreme Court for overturning an anti-gay-marriage law that they both signed.
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Old 06-28-2009, 10:54 AM   #2
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Remember when Billy Mays caught on fire? That was great.
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Old 06-28-2009, 11:32 AM   #3
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Remember when Billy Mays caught on fire? That was great.
Damn, I thought I dreamt that.
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Old 06-28-2009, 12:35 PM   #4
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He's actually from just side pittsburgh, one of my buddys ran square into him in a store when he was here years ago.
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Week of death or what? Who's next? Cronkite or Swayze?
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Old 06-29-2009, 07:10 AM   #6
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What A Shame, I Liked O'l Billy, He Was Always Good For Floggin' Something Or Other........

Ditto On Sham-wow Vince, If That Ain't One Shady Looking Carny I Don't Know What Is, I'd Be Checking His Alabi Pretty Close.."can't Do This All Day" Indeed
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Latest news is that Billy had advanced heart disease.

So, between him and Wacko Jacko, we have two 50-year-olds dropping when the ticker went.

Seeing how several of this august forum are middle-aged males, i'd stress that you a) have an annual physical (if you aren't already), and 2) make sure you get at least an EKG as part of it.

Especially if you have family history of heart trouble.

But Wait! If you act now, you should also be thinking about both your prostate and getting 8ft of garden hose jammed up your wazoo.

I don't know about y'all, but I think I'd be pretty cheesed when I showed up at the Pearly Gates, and I found out I'd been done in by something I could have prevented.

Early Detection is the name of the game, gents!

Now, back to our regularly scheduled ruckus...
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Old 06-29-2009, 12:12 PM   #8
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Latest news is that Billy had advanced heart disease.

So, between him and Wacko Jacko, we have two 50-year-olds dropping when the ticker went.

Seeing how several of this august forum are middle-aged males, i'd stress that you a) have an annual physical (if you aren't already), and 2) make sure you get at least an EKG as part of it.

Especially if you have family history of heart trouble.

But Wait! If you act now, you should also be thinking about both your prostate and getting 8ft of garden hose jammed up your wazoo.

I don't know about y'all, but I think I'd be pretty cheesed when I showed up at the Pearly Gates, and I found out I'd been done in by something I could have prevented.

Early Detection is the name of the game, gents!

Now, back to our regularly scheduled ruckus...
You forgot to mention GO TO THE GYM. It fixes everything I hear.
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If your born in '58 watchout.
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Old 06-29-2009, 05:08 PM   #10
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You forgot to mention GO TO THE GYM. It fixes everything I hear.
Not according to Rush. By way of Olberdouche, so YMMV.

Olbermann dubs Limbaugh "worst person" runner-up for saying "exercise freaks" are the ones taxing the health care system | Media Matters for America
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