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Old 06-29-2009, 12:17 PM   #21
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One advantage of having a girl friend instead of a wife, I just ride up with a possum eatin' grin and say "how'd you like my new bike" she just stands there with a clenched jaw and says 'how nice"........
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Old 06-29-2009, 12:29 PM   #22
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I would if I could but we just had #2 born last Monday. My son is doing quite well and I'd love to see him reach adult-hood which I don't think would happen if I came home with another bike.
You are quite safe until your estimated future earnings value becomes less than your life insurance payout value.
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Old 06-29-2009, 01:52 PM   #23
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I would if I could but we just had #2 born last Monday. My son is doing quite well and I'd love to see him reach adult-hood which I don't think would happen if I came home with another bike.
Maybe you can trade the baby for the bike and solve 2 problems at once. It's a win-win!
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Old 06-29-2009, 02:58 PM   #24
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Maybe you can trade the baby for the bike and solve 2 problems at once. It's a win-win!
Dude, you trade the wife not the baby.
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Old 06-29-2009, 03:21 PM   #25
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Dude, you trade the wife not the baby.
There you go, hold back the baby, and if you need a deal closer kick it in the pot. No wonder you're rich.
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Old 06-30-2009, 05:29 AM   #26
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Those are all great ideas. I should figure out some kind of horse trading. I don't think trading the wife would work, the dude selling it is a cop.

Course it is in South Dakota....
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Those are all great ideas. I should figure out some kind of horse trading. I don't think trading the wife would work, the dude selling it is a cop.

Course it is in South Dakota....
A cop? Perfect! Remember Kathy Willets? She was the Ft. Lauderdale cop's wife that wound up in Playboy. She'd bring over other cops, judges, county commisioners, and boink them while hubby videoed them from the closet. Remember, the man in blue is your friend!
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Old 06-30-2009, 06:45 AM   #28
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A cop? Perfect! Remember Kathy Willets? She was the Ft. Lauderdale cop's wife that wound up in Playboy. She'd bring over other cops, judges, county commisioners, and boink them while hubby videoed them from the closet. Remember, the man in blue is your friend!

I don't know who that is. I do however remember the NYC female cop that posed for Playboy and promptly got fired.
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Old 06-30-2009, 06:48 AM   #29
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Remember Steve Martin's old all-purpose excuse, "I forgot"? Just go buy the bike and when your wife complains just say, "Sorry honey, I FORGOT that I wasn't supposed to buy another bike."
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Remember Steve Martin's old all-purpose excuse, "I forgot"?
"YOU CAN BE A MILLIONAIRE, and NEVER PAY TAXES. First, get a million dollars. Then don't pay the taxes. When the IRS comes to your house, just say: "I forgot."
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