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Old 04-01-2009, 07:14 AM   #1
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Old 04-01-2009, 07:42 AM   #2
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:04 AM   #3
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He's not dead, just really short......
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Old 04-01-2009, 12:05 PM   #4
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Some of his movies are really ripe, though...
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Old 04-01-2009, 12:20 PM   #5
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Dead? Ha! Even God is afraid of the Chuck Norris roundhouse Kick.

Remember: When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
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Old 04-01-2009, 12:52 PM   #6
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Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer, trouble is he has never cried
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:30 PM   #7
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1- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
2- There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
3- Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
4- Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
5- Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
6- Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
7- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
8- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Old 04-01-2009, 06:20 PM   #8
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Well, yeah, all that, but he's still so short that #9 should be: Chuck Norris can look anyone else right in the throat.....
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Old 04-01-2009, 07:07 PM   #9
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There is no gravity, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world and it's still spinning.

The boogy man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris isn't gay, he sleeps with men because he ran out of women
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Old 04-01-2009, 10:11 PM   #10
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Chuck Norris has a fist under his beard
Chuck Norris will hit you so often you will think you're surrounded
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