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Old 03-20-2009, 10:39 AM   #1
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Default Bowling Team Announced

Klazy Ken Seminars LLC announced in a press release today that the company was starting a company funded Special Olympics Bowling Team. Denying suggestions that the team was a cheap publicity stunt designed to take advantage of a recent gaff by President Barak Obama, Mr. Ken said:

"People not stupid, they know that rich Republicans love bowling as much love money. And we got more retards in our company than entire AIG management team. Klazy Ken putting 5% of proceeds from betting with other teams into charity for stupid kids who want take my seminar."

Klazy Ken logo bowling shirts and shoes will be released for sale late in the Spring of 2009.

A spokesperson for President Obama had no comment on the announcement.
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Old 03-20-2009, 10:49 AM   #2
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BA-HA!!!! You funny man Klazy Ken!
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I'll bring the Wild Turkey.
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Old 03-20-2009, 11:16 AM   #4
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a recent gaff by President Barak Obama,
It wasn't a f**king gaff it was an attempt at humor and the PC police b!tched about it. I don't like the guy, but I'm tired of everyone's "oh, you can't say that!" attitude.

Stupid, retard, assclowns. Every last one of them.
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Old 03-20-2009, 11:17 AM   #5
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It wasn't a f**king gaff it was an attempt at humor and the PC police b!tched about it. I don't like the guy, but I'm tired of everyone's "oh, you can't say that!" attitude.

Stupid, retard, assclowns. Every last one of them.
You just made the team! What size shirt and shoes you wear?

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I'll bring the Wild Turkey.
I have wild Turkeys, Turkey Vultures, and Guinea Hens wandering around my property. Which should I bring?
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Old 03-20-2009, 11:22 AM   #7
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Oh, and I bowled in a league as a child (I'm not proud of it, but that's what I did). Bowling is far more fun once you can hit the bar between frames.

And any game that not only allows you to drink, but encourages you to do so (and usually improves your skill to bowl), is not a sport.

God damnit, I'm in a pissy mood again. I gotta turn off the effin' news.

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Old 03-20-2009, 11:29 AM   #8
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You just made the team! What size shirt and shoes you wear?

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That's another thing that I need to b!tch about. I'm 6'1" and 185lbs, how in the hell do I take a small jacket?! Will all of you fat asses lose some weight so you stop throwing off the damn curve!

I'll take a medium shirt and a size nine and a half in bowling shoes, please.

Oh, and can I get a wad of used chewing gum stuck to the right shoe? Thanks, that would be perfect!
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Bring the Jive Turkey.
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Old 03-20-2009, 11:54 AM   #10
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Best $10 Frozen Turkey I ever bought, I got from a hunter selling off the back of his ATV................
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