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Old 03-18-2009, 03:09 PM   #41
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"Thing is, any time the local PUD (Public Utility District)...."

Nice name for that district. Having a PUD problem are you?
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Old 03-18-2009, 04:32 PM   #42
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"Thing is, any time the local PUD (Public Utility District)...."

Nice name for that district. Having a PUD problem are you?
Poor Barbara is surrounded by PUD wackers. PUD wackers can completely scew up a county. Hopefully, she keep those PUD wackers at bay.
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Old 03-18-2009, 04:37 PM   #43
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So..........you think of them just the same way I do.....

Government is like Herpes---just when you think it might leave you alone, along it comes again.
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Old 03-18-2009, 04:46 PM   #44
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She's funny- can we keep her?

Here's your Obama funny of the day:
Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes and says: "Nice pigs, sir." The President replies "These are not pigs...these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes and says, "Excellent trade, sir."
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Old 03-19-2009, 05:27 AM   #45
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She's funny- can we keep her?

Here's your Obama funny of the day:
Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes and says: "Nice pigs, sir." The President replies "These are not pigs...these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes and says, "Excellent trade, sir."
Oh man. That's a pretty cheap ripoff of the old Sven and Oly "snowmobile for my wife" Joke.

Try this one:

John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama all die and go to heaven. God looks down from his throne and asks McCain, “Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?”

McCain takes a breath and then replies, “Well, I think so because I was a great leader and tried to follow the words in your great book.” God looks down and then says, “You can sit to my left side.”

So, McCain takes his seat and then God asks the same question to Hillary, “Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?” Hillary thinks for a second and then replies, “I think so because I have been fighting for the rights of so many people for so long.” God again looks down and this time says, “You can sit to my right side.”

Finally God turns to Barack Obama and asks, “Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?”
Obama smiled and replied, “I think you’re in my seat.”
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