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Old 03-09-2009, 08:40 AM   #21
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That's nice. Do you know WHY these people do this? Is it supposed to provide some sort of advantage?
Yes, I do know why, and it does provides a clear advantage.

Sportbike passengers are forced to ride with their buttcheeks oriented in a near verticle position. This makes them highly visible; unlike chopper or cruiser passengers whose sphincters are generally pointing down.

There is a direct correlation between heavily customized Japanese sportbikes and passengers with big butts. It's a statistical fact that can be easily observed at any bike event.

By installing 300-360 series rear tires, these generally enormous buttocks look smaller in proportion, thus providing the rider and the passenger a higher sense of self-esteem.

Glad you asked!
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Old 03-09-2009, 10:25 AM   #22
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Old 03-09-2009, 10:26 AM   #23
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Old 03-09-2009, 10:29 AM   #24
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Yooz guyz would never believe how many stretched, lowered, fat tire sportbikes there were in Daytona. I didn't know there were that many stupid people all in one country. I'm also going to throw up if I see one more 'Lone Wolf' or 'Bad A$$ Biker' patch on a jacket. Can't these people think of anything better than that? If there are 50,000 Lone Wolves, isn't that like a club or something? If you are really a 'bad a$$ biker', would you put it on a jacket? Sheesh! Better than going to the circus I tell ya!
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Old 03-09-2009, 11:16 AM   #25
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I'm also going to throw up if I see one more 'Lone Wolf' or 'Bad A$$ Biker' patch on a jacket.
Were these adults? Really?

Well, I guess it isn't any different than the idiots that get dressed up for a gun show.

You know, the idiots that show up wearing camouflage, knock-off green berets, and the always clever "kill 'em all and let god sort 'em out" t-shirt.
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Old 03-09-2009, 11:32 AM   #26
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Were these adults? Really?

Well, I guess it isn't any different than the idiots that get dressed up for a gun show.

You know, the idiots that show up wearing camouflage, knock-off green berets, and the always clever "kill 'em all and let god sort 'em out" t-shirt.
I like to recommend to these "end of the world" guys that they better buy Depends with the rest of the gear because those poosie green beret wannabees are gonna need 'em the first time they hear a round come their direction.
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Old 03-09-2009, 11:32 AM   #27
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The unfortunate truth is there were adults wearing this stuff. 'Paging Mr. A$$, we have a call for you, Mr. Bad A$$, please come to the phone!" God we were cracking up with the jokes we made up for these guys.
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