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Old 01-30-2009, 08:07 AM   #1
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"Who will help me plant my wheat?" said the little red hen.

"Not I," said the cow.


"Not I," said the duck.





"Not I," said th e pig.





"Not I," said the goose.




"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen, and so she did. She planted her crop, and the wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain.




"Who will help me reap my wheat?" asked the little red hen.




"Not I," said the duck..




"Out of my classification," said the pig.




"I'd lose my seniority," said the cow.




"I'd lose my unemployment compensation," said the goose.




"Then I will do it by myself," said the little re d hen, and so she did.




At last it came time to bake the bread.




"Who will help me bake the bread?" asked the little red hen.




"That would be overtime for me," said the cow.




"I'd lose my welfare benefits," said the duck.




"I'm a dropout and never learned how," said the pig.




"If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination," said the goose.




"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen.




She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see. They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share. But the little red hen said, "No, I shall eat all five loaves."




"Excess profits!" cried the cow. (Nancy Pelosi)


"Capitalist leech!" screamed the duck. (Barbara Boxer)




"I demand equal rights!" yelled the goose. (Jesse Jackson)




The pig just grunted in disdain. (Ted Kennedy)




And they all painted 'Unfair!' picket signs and marched around and around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.




Then the farmer (Obama) came. He said to the little red hen, "You must not be so greedy."




"But I earned the bread," said the little red hen.

"Exactly," said Barack the farmer. "That is what makes our free enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must divide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle."




And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who smiled and clucked, "I am grateful, for now I truly understand."




But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again baked bread because she joined the 'party' and got her bread free. And all the Democrats smiled. 'Fairness' had been established.




Individual initiative had died, but nobody noticed; perhaps no one cared...so long as there was free bread that 'the rich' were paying for.
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Old 01-30-2009, 08:15 AM   #2
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EPILOGUE




Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs.




Hillary got $8 million for hers.




That's $20 million for the memories from two people, who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.




IS THIS A GREAT BARNYARD OR WHAT?
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Old 01-30-2009, 08:34 AM   #3
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Was it whole wheat or that nasty bleached flour junk? The hen demonstrated some serious sanitary standard deficiencies when she was waving the bread around in the barnyard. Perhaps the goose could have made a contribution by working with the hen on health standards and environmentally sound baking procedures. I'm sure that the pig could recommend a good financial institution to place the excess bread for growth opportunities. And the duck has some good referrals for the hen to help her overcome her clear lack of community focus.

Did you know that there is a secret, magical power within the walls of your home you can harness that can turn white bread brown? It's true!
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Old 01-30-2009, 08:51 AM   #4
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Funniest Thread of the day.
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Old 01-30-2009, 08:58 AM   #5
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Cute story but the ending is incorrect.

Everybody starves.
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Old 01-30-2009, 03:05 PM   #6
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Wrong, the oppressed masses rise up and overthrow the Imperialist War Monger (farmer), kill and eat the bourgouis capitolist oppressor of the honest and hard working prolitariat (hen) and march forward in true Socialist Unity to the food bank where they are dismayed to find the shelves empty...
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