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Old 01-22-2009, 10:52 AM   #1
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Default Klazy Ken New Seminar

Klazy Ken Seminars LLC. is proud to announce their new seminar series:

Bailout Millions - You Stupid You Not Take Government Money!

In this seminar you'll learn all of Klazy Ken's secret insider strategies. You'll learn how to:

- Set up and incorporate a business in your state.
- Create P&L statements, SEC filings, IRS documents, and more, using your home PC.
- Hire dozens of workers with no payroll dollars at all!
- Write convincing letters to your Congressmen and Senators threatening to lay off your workers if you don't get the bailout!

Seem too good to be true? It's hard to believe, but people said that about flipping homes.

Klazy Ken Seminars is coming to a location near you! Remember:

YOU STUPID YOU NOT TAKE GOVERNMENT MONEY! YOU STUPID YOU NOT TAKE MY SEMINAR!

(Offer void in California, Nevada, South Carolina, Florida, or anywhere else Konfused in Karlsbad is likely to be).
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Old 01-22-2009, 05:38 PM   #2
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Sign me up Klazy Ken! Just got back from Kaiser and all the bolts that hold my back together are loose! WTF? So I guess get the freeking tool kit out and torque 'em down! I asked the spine doc wouldn't that tend to strip my vertbres out like cheap Dreamcycle footpegs he said no, shouldn't cause any proplems...!?!?!?? Wake me when it's over Klazy...I'm taking a handfull of these blue jobs....
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Old 01-22-2009, 06:28 PM   #3
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Dear Klazy Ken,

This has been a busy few days. I learned what "bail" is. I don't understand. I sat on your porch for three days. Your dogs must be hungry because they kept biting me. Then some uniformed men showed up and handed me a pile of papers saying something about staying 100 ft away.

I told them I was waiting for my big meeting with Klazy Ken and they took me to a gray building with bars on the doors. The judge didn't want to let me out because he apparently didn't like my Squeaky Fromme and John Hinckly trading cards or my Jodie Foster walking in Strawberry fields T-shirt.

Well, after paying "bail" I still had enough cash left to purchase more seminar tickets!

See you in Big Pine Key!

Sincerly,

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Old 01-22-2009, 06:40 PM   #4
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Pop-corns done! Let the show start,.....
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Old 01-22-2009, 06:44 PM   #5
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Wake me when it's over Klazy...I'm taking a handfull of these blue jobs....
Viagra?
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Old 01-22-2009, 06:45 PM   #6
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Why the Bloody Hell are you PMS'n anyway Ken? It's not like it's cold or anything down in Flahrida, near Mouseville.........
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Old 01-22-2009, 06:47 PM   #7
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Prolly how he loosened-up all his staybolts..........
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Old 01-22-2009, 07:15 PM   #8
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Why the Bloody Hell are you PMS'n anyway Ken? It's not like it's cold or anything down in Flahrida, near Mouseville.........
Actually, Hawk - The Weather Channel had a 'Falling Iguana' alert for Cedar Key for the last two days.

They mentioned that you didn't want to pick them up, 'cause if they warmed up enough to wake, they might bite you.
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Old 01-23-2009, 08:04 AM   #9
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Hey! I demand moderation on Klazy Ken. He stole my idea!

...Unless Klazy ken wants to split the profits... 50/50.
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Old 01-23-2009, 08:05 AM   #10
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So he doesn't roll out of bed?
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