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johnnyb 05-24-2007 11:32 AM

Re: Wakan bikes from France
I agree. Being big and smelling good are top american traits.

robb_millett 05-24-2007 11:37 AM

Re: Wakan bikes from France
Bunch of ***** no-nothings is what you guys are.

The Wakan has an S&S sporty engine, and a french frame, and is intended to be built here in the USA. so far, 3 exist.

Peter Egan did a nicely detailed article on the Wakan, in the 4/07 Cycle World. He had to travel far away to test ride it, all the way to Viola, WIsconsin.

naco_traficante 05-24-2007 11:38 AM

another link - says engine is S&S V-twin 100 cubes

longride 05-24-2007 11:39 AM

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sarnali2 05-24-2007 11:48 AM

Re: Wakan bikes from France
It does look like a Sporty motor with the four cams but they don't look like Sporty heads and 100 cubes is big for a XL based engine. Seems to work though, looks and sounds the shizz.

Best thing out of France since pomme de terre frites avec du catsop

sarnali2 05-24-2007 11:50 AM

Re: Wakan bikes from France
works for me I hate them f*ckin weirdos

longride 05-24-2007 12:13 PM

Re: Wakan bikes from France
Those are S&S heads on the thing. If you click on the picture you can see the branding on the heads. I think a Buell would be about the same and wouldn't stink of old wine.

BrowningBAR 05-24-2007 12:16 PM

Re: Wakan bikes from France
Well, that explains why France went to such lengths to prevent another German build up to ensure another world war didn't take place...oh wait.

Kenneth_Moore 05-24-2007 12:26 PM

Re: Wakan bikes from France
American Iron had a big write up on this bike a few issues back. They really liked it. I suspect that has as much to do with the fact that it's running a clone of the HD Evo engine as anything else. The banner on the mag cover does read, after all: "For People Who Love Harley-Davidsons." They should change it to include: "and Stuff Sorta Like Harley Davidsons."

Lopoetve 05-24-2007 12:29 PM

Re: Wakan bikes from France
why would anyone buy anything french? Disgusting, despicable people who revel in causing pain and discomfort to others...

not to mention, a bike that runs away at the slightest fear of a corner isn't something I'd want.

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