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Old 06-17-2005, 06:43 PM   #71
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600cc Sportbike

You scored 8 moxie, 4 zeal, and 3 pomp!

You are a squid. Your bike is a 600cc Japanese Sportbike. Take your pick, it really doesn't matter, since you're going to wad it.

You are the primary source of extra bits of fairing plastic on eBay.



When you're riding in the mountains, you have a hard time keeping up with that Olde Pharte on a Triumph Thruxton without blowing the centerline in the twisties and going WFO on every straight. (You're not a bad rider, but you're just not as good as you think you are.)



On a hot day, you're likely to be seen weaving through highway traffic at warp speed, wearing sneakers and a t-shirt blowing up your back.



The good news for you is that this is a temporary phase in your riding career. You will either (a) buzzsplat or (b) become more acutely conscious of your own mortality after a few minor but eye-openingly lucky crashes.



Take it to the track. You'll live longer.











My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:



You scored higher than 91% on moxie



You scored higher than 27% on zeal



You scored higher than 77% on pomp





lmao not bad for a 38 year old that hasn't wrecked in over twenty years.........



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Old 06-17-2005, 07:16 PM   #72
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Been moderatin', champ?
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Old 06-17-2005, 08:04 PM   #73
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I got the Guzzi V11, too:



"You scored higher than 9% on moxie

You scored higher than 70% on zeal

You scored higher than 0% on pomp



"You've ridden 'em all. You love riding, and you're at the peak of your game. You develop irrational love for unusual motorcycles, and the latest acquisition is a sweet Moto Guzzi.



"You are the most likely among the personality types to own a garage full of esoteric old bikes awaiting restoration. "



Too bad my bank account won't let me fill my garage with toys.



But I ride a V-Strom, so my "irrational love for unusual motorcycles" is confirmed....
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Old 06-17-2005, 09:55 PM   #74
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3 moxie

6 zeal

-2 pomp.



It told me FJR1300. Sounds 'bout right, although I'd rather have Italian Ciao!

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Old 06-18-2005, 12:00 AM   #75
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Default Yamaha FJR1300

You scored 5 moxie, 9 zeal, and -1 pomp!



Eh, I'm quite happy with my VFR.
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Old 06-18-2005, 01:03 AM   #76
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Custom Cruiser

You scored 7 moxie, -6 zeal, and 11 pomp!

Style over substance. Attitude over skill. All talk, no walk.

You are the custom cruiser. Your primary riding skill is going in a straight line down the strip, drawing attention to yourself with your 150dB exhaust.



Oh, and getting in spittle-drenched red-faced shoving matches, 'cause you're a tough guy.



My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:



You scored higher than 71% on moxie



You scored higher than 0% on zeal



You scored higher than 99% on pomp



I ride a 600RR...
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Old 06-18-2005, 02:21 AM   #77
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i failed they want me to ride a soft tail harley what about my viffer aghh the shame of not being cool enough just like jr high my folks will be disappointed

You scored higher than 24% on moxie

You scored higher than 3% on zeal

You scored higher than 8% on pomp
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Old 06-18-2005, 02:23 AM   #78
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you have now cursed yourself ...sorry stock up on the advil
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Old 06-18-2005, 05:40 AM   #79
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I also was told I should be on an FJR1300.....1 moxie, 11 zeal, and 1 pomp. I scored higher than 25% on moxie, higher than 98% on zeal, and 42% on pomp for my age and gender.....



For what it's worth, I'd never get an FJR because I'm not fond of having my lower legs burned off. But sport-touring bikes are definitely my bag baby!



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Old 06-18-2005, 06:06 AM   #80
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My Pomp kicks your pomp's ass!
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