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mscuddy · 09-22-2004, 12:38 PM

Gee, not a lot of response on this here dirt bike subject. Too bad, I would have thought lots of you MOrons out there own a dirt bike.

C'mon, fess up, who owns a dirt bike, and what kind is it?

Personally, I'm going to sign up for the attacking jumps deal. In the past, the only way I'd attack a jump was with a D9, but WTF. Compress a few vertebrae.

ewok1 · 09-22-2004, 01:57 PM

I have a ktm 950. I have no clue how to ride it anywhere but on the street. logging roads are the best i can do. it does get a lot of attention tho. the real dirt bike guys are suspicious of anything that big that looks like a dirt bike. they ask me incriminating questions like, "how many times have you picked that thing up by yourself?"

i just kick the ground, look down and mutter something unintelligible. so far so good.

tomk2 · 09-22-2004, 03:02 PM

http://www.youthofbritain.com/chillout/

RonXX · 09-22-2004, 04:10 PM

Absolutely a gut-buster! I love funny videos with bikes as the main theme. I have only seen one Crusty Demons of Dirt, and it seemed pretty funny at parts. I love the videos from the guys at FastBikes. "More deathstyle than lifestyle."

Anyone know of any vids worth buying?

Vlad · 09-22-2004, 04:23 PM

Gee, my only experience with dirtbiking has been accidental. I was in north Carolina and a perfectly marked state highway turned into a dirt road. So it became a choice, a few miles on dirt or fifty miles on pavement. The VFR handled it better than I did. As for the slightly used thong, who slightly used it? If it was E-Bass, no way. If it was Ashley, send it over.

Vlad

Dixit · 09-22-2004, 05:10 PM

Can't you guys do much better than this?

seruzawa · 09-22-2004, 06:14 PM

Well, at least now we know what Sean and Ebass do with our 12 clams. They're making a pilot for a new reality based show. Something about dirtbikes, thongs and LSD.

It'll make a good replacement for 60 Minutes II.

Ebass, in a black mask, is much more entertaining than Dan Rather.

seruzawa · 09-22-2004, 06:20 PM

Here's one that's maybe not M/C related, but it's still got something for everyone.

www.jibjab.com

Click on "This Land".

SeanAlexander · 09-22-2004, 07:03 PM

09-22-2004, 12:38 PM	#1
mscuddy MODERATOR X Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Next to my still checkin the temp. Posts: 5,444	Re: MO Teaches Dirtbiking Gee, not a lot of response on this here dirt bike subject. Too bad, I would have thought lots of you MOrons out there own a dirt bike. C'mon, fess up, who owns a dirt bike, and what kind is it? Personally, I'm going to sign up for the attacking jumps deal. In the past, the only way I'd attack a jump was with a D9, but WTF. Compress a few vertebrae. __________________ A gun is a tool, Marian; no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.

09-22-2004, 01:57 PM	#2
ewok1 Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 312	Not much of a confession, but I have a ktm 950. I have no clue how to ride it anywhere but on the street. logging roads are the best i can do. it does get a lot of attention tho. the real dirt bike guys are suspicious of anything that big that looks like a dirt bike. they ask me incriminating questions like, "how many times have you picked that thing up by yourself?" i just kick the ground, look down and mutter something unintelligible. so far so good.

09-22-2004, 03:02 PM	#4
tomk2 Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 514	street mania http://www.youthofbritain.com/chillout/

09-22-2004, 04:10 PM	#5
RonXX Founding Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 273	Re: MO Teaches Dirtbiking Absolutely a gut-buster! I love funny videos with bikes as the main theme. I have only seen one Crusty Demons of Dirt, and it seemed pretty funny at parts. I love the videos from the guys at FastBikes. "More deathstyle than lifestyle." Anyone know of any vids worth buying?

09-22-2004, 04:23 PM	#6
Vlad Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 296	Re: MO Teaches Dirtbiking Gee, my only experience with dirtbiking has been accidental. I was in north Carolina and a perfectly marked state highway turned into a dirt road. So it became a choice, a few miles on dirt or fifty miles on pavement. The VFR handled it better than I did. As for the slightly used thong, who slightly used it? If it was E-Bass, no way. If it was Ashley, send it over. Vlad

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09-22-2004, 05:10 PM	#7
Dixit Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 54	Re: MO Teaches Dirtbiking Can't you guys do much better than this?

09-22-2004, 06:14 PM	#8
seruzawa Robby Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: 8501 ft. Posts: 16,803	Re: MO Teaches Dirtbiking Well, at least now we know what Sean and Ebass do with our 12 clams. They're making a pilot for a new reality based show. Something about dirtbikes, thongs and LSD. It'll make a good replacement for 60 Minutes II. Ebass, in a black mask, is much more entertaining than Dan Rather. __________________ I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.

09-22-2004, 06:20 PM	#9
seruzawa Robby Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: 8501 ft. Posts: 16,803	Re: street mania Here's one that's maybe not M/C related, but it's still got something for everyone. www.jibjab.com Click on "This Land". __________________ I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.

09-22-2004, 07:03 PM	#10
SeanAlexander Founding Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Newport Coast, CA Posts: 1,538	Re: MO Teaches Dirtbiking Nope __________________ I thought I'd found true happiness in my personal bath body bar.... Then I tried DOVE! with 1/4 moisturizing cream!!!