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mscuddy 09-22-2004 12:38 PM

Re: MO Teaches Dirtbiking
Gee, not a lot of response on this here dirt bike subject. Too bad, I would have thought lots of you MOrons out there own a dirt bike.

C'mon, fess up, who owns a dirt bike, and what kind is it?

Personally, I'm going to sign up for the attacking jumps deal. In the past, the only way I'd attack a jump was with a D9, but WTF. Compress a few vertebrae.

ewok1 09-22-2004 01:57 PM

Not much of a confession, but
I have a ktm 950. I have no clue how to ride it anywhere but on the street. logging roads are the best i can do. it does get a lot of attention tho. the real dirt bike guys are suspicious of anything that big that looks like a dirt bike. they ask me incriminating questions like, "how many times have you picked that thing up by yourself?"

i just kick the ground, look down and mutter something unintelligible. so far so good.

tomk2 09-22-2004 03:02 PM

street mania

RonXX 09-22-2004 04:10 PM

Re: MO Teaches Dirtbiking
Absolutely a gut-buster! I love funny videos with bikes as the main theme. I have only seen one Crusty Demons of Dirt, and it seemed pretty funny at parts. I love the videos from the guys at FastBikes. "More deathstyle than lifestyle."

Anyone know of any vids worth buying?

Vlad 09-22-2004 04:23 PM

Re: MO Teaches Dirtbiking
Gee, my only experience with dirtbiking has been accidental. I was in north Carolina and a perfectly marked state highway turned into a dirt road. So it became a choice, a few miles on dirt or fifty miles on pavement. The VFR handled it better than I did. As for the slightly used thong, who slightly used it? If it was E-Bass, no way. If it was Ashley, send it over.


Dixit 09-22-2004 05:10 PM

Re: MO Teaches Dirtbiking
Can't you guys do much better than this?

seruzawa 09-22-2004 06:14 PM

Re: MO Teaches Dirtbiking
Well, at least now we know what Sean and Ebass do with our 12 clams. They're making a pilot for a new reality based show. Something about dirtbikes, thongs and LSD.

It'll make a good replacement for 60 Minutes II.

Ebass, in a black mask, is much more entertaining than Dan Rather.

seruzawa 09-22-2004 06:20 PM

Re: street mania
Here's one that's maybe not M/C related, but it's still got something for everyone.

Click on "This Land".

SeanAlexander 09-22-2004 07:03 PM

Re: MO Teaches Dirtbiking

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