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Old 08-13-2001, 12:08 PM   #1
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Default uhhh....that's funny.....

"Why do they call it Ovaltine? The jar is round....the glass is round....why don't they call it Roundtine? That's gold! Gold, Jerry!!"---Kenny Banya, "Seinfeld"
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Old 08-13-2001, 01:05 PM   #2
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Default Racist Humor

Why do the British drink warm beer?



Because they have Lucas refrigerators.
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Old 08-13-2001, 02:01 PM   #3
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Did you hear that Lucas makes a vacuum cleaner? It's the only thing they make that DOESN'T suck.
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Old 08-13-2001, 02:07 PM   #4
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stick to the bike tests and editorials..........PUH-LEEEEZEEE! If I wanted to hear bad comedy from motorcyclists, Id watch Jay Leno (which I don't!) or Gary Busey after he takes another knock on his head and decides to make a second visit to the Howard Stern Show......
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Old 08-13-2001, 02:32 PM   #5
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Especially when the punch line is:



She starts unzipping the front of her wet suit, saying, "How long is it since you played around?"



"My god", he says, "Do you have a set of golf clubs in there too?"
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Old 08-13-2001, 03:56 PM   #6
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Well alrighty then.
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Old 08-13-2001, 06:17 PM   #7
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Hee hee! That brightens up my days away from Washington state... Thanks MO!
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Old 08-14-2001, 03:19 AM   #8
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Don't listen to those non-humored, serious-only, can't-have-fun party-poopers, I love it!!



It's not like they have to pay for each character of text they download, or if they do then they are seriously missing something. They are just disappointed that they saw new content on top and then discovered it wasn't about a bike...



Don't get me wrong, I love reading bike-related material, that's why I read here.



However, when I read this when I logged on this morning, I smiled.



That's the whole point.



Brian



Lighten up!



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Old 08-14-2001, 04:46 AM   #9
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Like PUH-LLLLLEEEEEEZZZZEEE lighten up.
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Old 08-14-2001, 07:55 AM   #10
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So, was it a slow news day, or is everybody too busy riding the power cruisers for the upcoming comparo?
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