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Old 02-21-2007, 05:04 PM   #61
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It was Purple, and he left it out in the Rain a lot. When it started rusting, he cried like a Dove.............
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Old 02-21-2007, 05:05 PM   #62
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.........well, not Beer any[i]more
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Old 02-21-2007, 05:07 PM   #63
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That is an excellent time to be wearing pants.
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Old 02-21-2007, 05:08 PM   #64
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I can relate to that - had this friend, HIS car started smellin' like that - like somebody had upchucked in it. Couldn't stand to be in the car with the windows up. Turned out, somebody had left a piece of cheese-pizza under one of the seats (likely on-purpose!).



Muthfutha! Did that ever Reek..........
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Old 02-21-2007, 05:09 PM   #65
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Roger that! I was super happy when I had my 02 Honda VFR and the '77 FXS. I had to sell the FXR to a friend, but occasionally I swap bikes with my buddy and co-worker who has a Honda 954RR. It's a blast for both of us; we get to go from one extreme to the other. There's nothing like the feel of a sub 10 second 1/4 mile, and there's nothing like the feel of cruising down the road on a solid mount, pushrod v-twin. It's all good!
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Old 02-21-2007, 05:16 PM   #66
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"No, my real name isn't 'Cheech'."



Hey! Speak for Yourself! What's wrong with "Creech"?



No, wait. That's MY name.........



Sorry.



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Old 02-21-2007, 05:18 PM   #67
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Old 02-21-2007, 05:55 PM   #68
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It was the right call as the anti-Harley crowd is pretty light today.



I'll throw in a "crappy Buell motor" comment later.



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Old 02-21-2007, 06:58 PM   #69
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I actually had a neighbor who couldn't figure out why he kept crashing his bike. It seemed he had an abnormal occurrence rate of things just happening "out of nowhere." He later discovered he had been suffering from sleep apnea for years and was falling asleep while riding! And yes his premiums sucked. He later got some gizmo that allowed him to sleep through the night, but his riding still sucked. He finally gave up (on riding, not sleeping.)
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Old 02-21-2007, 07:06 PM   #70
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Nah, no real relation. Actually, my family history has to do with spoiled milk (cheese).



Lucky for me the dairy farm ended with my old man. My favorite stories growing up had to do with the many flavorful diseases of dairy cows. My father used to tell me stuff that would make you taste chili dogs you ate three years ago. I mean, DAMN, how many diseases can one bovine suffer?



The best part of all his stories would be the clinical analysis of the experience. Total staight man stuff. "So there I was, slathering on more Bag Balm when the stiches let loose..."



Cows have character. They aren't overly bright, but when they escaped my father's job was to go "catch" them. The best part of a bovine is they think- rather logical, frankly- if they can't see you then you can't see them.



Unfortunately when they are hiding behind a tree it is rather obvious to see the remaining 2/3 of a Holstein. You have to love a species that does something like that. At least I do.



My grandfather called a recalcitrant cow " a damned cheesebeast, nothing more."



Hence, I will be (and a few cats I have had over the years) forever more....Cheesebeast.

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