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Old 02-02-2005, 01:11 PM   #1
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if only they made white wall tires with flames on the sides to match those flaming harley boots.
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Old 02-02-2005, 01:25 PM   #3
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Dear Gentle Biker,



I can sympathize with your concerns as you bravely face the bewildering choices in this new perplexing fashion universe. Oh, for the simple days of black tires and matching black leather – but the Village People ruined that. Thus, we have a feisty rainbow of new tires for your consideration. And therein lies the terror of becoming a fashion victim.



Submitted for you are the following rules to guide your careful choice:



1) White tires may only be worn between Memorial Day and Labor Day.



2) Wearing a red back tire and a black front means youÂ’re a "catcher" -- wearing a red front tire and a black rear tire means youÂ’re a "pitcher."



3) In general, tire color should complement your bikeÂ’s tribal motif or your "Fear This" sticker.



4) Mixing the yellow and green tires (commonly known as a "phlegm job") is only for the truly adventurous.



5) Nothing says "Poo poo, Mr. Bush!" like a set of blue tires.



Of course, to ensure a maximum "Wow" factor, replace all your riding gear with patent white leather! The response will be fantabulous, I guarantee it!



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Old 02-02-2005, 02:03 PM   #4
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Futhur more...as I believe, you were too-kind to point out...



Boots (White or Otherwise) should only be worn with tassles, at Gay Pride events, and Rodeos...



All other fashion questions, I defer to yourself.
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Old 02-02-2005, 02:04 PM   #5
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Since the original review dates back to mid-August, I have to wonder why it's back under "latest news".
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Old 02-02-2005, 02:27 PM   #6
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I been seein this this-stuff over a year, never in real-life, but in magizines.



Guess they'd be okay for show-bikes, or getting you beat-up.



I seen-where some Street Slamm-and-Stretch-Guys have been using them, on their high-horse Busa's; but who's gonna chase them, down?
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Old 02-02-2005, 06:00 PM   #8
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Once you go black, you never go back.
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Old 02-03-2005, 03:28 AM   #9
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Just make sure you don't ride on the white tires after Labor Day... tres gauche.
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Old 02-03-2005, 04:23 AM   #10
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Default Ummmm...

Didn't I already post a review of these tires?



Red Rocks. The CBR now is all blacked out. No stickers... Save two Old School red Cobra emblems on the tank, the red rear tire, and the red bolts and screws.



You can imagine, she draws attention.



Particularly from those Gen-Xr's who grew up with GI Joe.
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