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View Poll Results: Did Aliens Abduct MO Staffers?
Definitely 61 22.85%
I wish they would 57 21.35%
Where the phrack is blip, anyway? 49 18.35%
I was abducted once, it sucked 20 7.49%
I was abducted once, it ruled 29 10.86%
Dang! That's a big fat (alien) ass! 51 19.10%
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Old 06-14-2002, 08:19 AM   #11
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Default Re: Disappearance of MO staff Shrouded in Mystery!

Please stop. I need to be able to get my helmet on. There is no way that I could master the subtleties and innuendo that flow soo freely from the fertile mind of Mr. Burns. I AM however, a "World Class Expert" on all things jury rigged, repaired with safety wire & duct tape.



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Old 06-14-2002, 08:23 AM   #12
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Could it be that Mitch Boehm and the Mediocre Motojournalists' Society has finally succeeded in assassinating our beloved JB???
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Old 06-14-2002, 08:26 AM   #13
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Hhmmm. Lets see. (2) matinee tickets to See 'Spider-man' once again. About (3) cases of Bud light. the Big ass can of Castrol chain lube (Which I bought at Americade for $8 instead of Comp A's or Chaparral's $12.) Lessee, about (2) tankfuls of gas meaning 500 miles of smiles.
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Old 06-14-2002, 08:39 AM   #14
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It all went very quiet after the "(Advertising) Campaign Reform" discussion went wrong. I kinda suspect everyone decided to take their vacations at the same time to get away from it.



Either that or there was a bloody great argument in the office........



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Old 06-14-2002, 08:44 AM   #15
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How about a Hotdog and a Coke at Sears Point... thieving b@st@rds
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Old 06-14-2002, 08:52 AM   #16
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Brothers and Sisters,



In difficult and uncertain times such as these it is useful to spend time in reflection and contemplation. I say the challenges, brothers and sisters, they are many: Terrorism, hard economic times, the disappearance of MO, and Scooby Do as a feature film.



When faced with the vicissitudes of changing fortunes, my friends, it is a source of comfort to comtemplate something greater than ourselves. Something ubiquitous, unchanging, everlasting and eternal. Something that is with us in good times and bad. Something that is oblivious to the whims of changing fortune and will never abandon us or our children, or our childrens's children.



So I say to you right now, join me brothers and sisters, in a moment of silence and think about that one thing that keeps us afloat in the seas of trumoil that surround us....





Plastic milk jugs.



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Old 06-14-2002, 08:58 AM   #17
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What? They were gone? I don't know cause I was in the "Babes" section of the web site.
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Old 06-14-2002, 09:13 AM   #18
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Maybe some of that money was squandered on the poster of this article. Who the hell is Ashley, and is she hot or what?
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Old 06-14-2002, 09:21 AM   #19
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You'll probably find them holed up in some motel bungalow just a little southeast of the Salton Sea, smoking crack cocaine with a great sweaty pile of toothless *****s. At least that's what I like to do when I get a little time off.
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Old 06-14-2002, 09:25 AM   #20
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LOL!
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