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Buzglyd · 06-15-2007, 11:48 AM

That's the thanks I get for giving you at least two good pages of ad copy.

The_AirHawk · 06-15-2007, 11:48 AM

First stop on our Grand Tour - an animal-carcass Rendering Plant.............

The_AirHawk · 06-15-2007, 11:49 AM

They don't work.

BrowningBAR · 06-15-2007, 11:51 AM

...damnit.

TheFox · 06-15-2007, 11:55 AM

Duh, everyone will be too busy riding to notice.

--Foxy

Cheesebeast · 06-15-2007, 12:23 PM

Scientific research?

That didn't involve flash cards and large doses of electricity did it?

______________________________________

100% of our subjects were trained to exhibit strong aversion to Harley Davidson motorcycles when 100,000 volts were administered via nipple clamps.

As soon as the blue smoke cleared the room they admitted they "really were not all that into the lifestyle" and mumbled comparisons were offered between Harley Davidson and the ill fated Jim Jones cult.

Positive reinforcement experiments, however, were less successful. Even when rewarded with cookies only 50% of the subjects could identify a Star motorcycle by sight alone.

Our survey follows most of the accepted protocols [Geneva Convention excepted]. We stand by our research.

To quote one subject:

"Oh dear god, make it stop. I beg of you. I swear I'll buy a...a....what was that name again?"

Cheesebeast · 06-15-2007, 12:25 PM

Now where the hell was this supposed to be posted?

MO v2.0 wouldn't let this happen.

No way.

Gabe · 06-15-2007, 01:02 PM

I sent away for some of those pills. I took them and they shrunk the rest of my body.

(rim-shot)

Thank yew!

Gabe

BrowningBAR · 06-15-2007, 01:22 PM

Folks, he'll be here all week. Tip your veal and try the waitress.

pdad13 · 06-15-2007, 01:37 PM

Watch it, Junior.

06-15-2007, 11:48 AM	#31
Buzglyd Founding Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 10,850	Re: Motorcycle.com Re-design Set To Launch June 19 That's the thanks I get for giving you at least two good pages of ad copy.

06-15-2007, 11:48 AM	#32
The_AirHawk Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Leanin' Tower O' P-P-P-P-POWAAAAAAAAA!!!! Posts: 11,422	Re: Motorcycle.com Re-design Set To Launch June 19 First stop on our Grand Tour - an animal-carcass Rendering Plant............. __________________ *Parfois, on fait pas semblant* Sometimes, it's not pretend Oderint Dum Metuant Let them hate so long as they fear политики предпочитают безоружных крестьян Politicians Prefer Unarmed Peasants Nothing to see here, Citizen. Move along now...

06-15-2007, 11:49 AM	#33
The_AirHawk Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Leanin' Tower O' P-P-P-P-POWAAAAAAAAA!!!! Posts: 11,422	Re: Motorcycle.com Re-design Set To Launch June 19 They don't work. __________________ *Parfois, on fait pas semblant* Sometimes, it's not pretend Oderint Dum Metuant Let them hate so long as they fear политики предпочитают безоружных крестьян Politicians Prefer Unarmed Peasants Nothing to see here, Citizen. Move along now...

06-15-2007, 11:51 AM	#34
BrowningBAR Snuggles Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: In a really, really, really old farmhouse Posts: 4,369	Re: Motorcycle.com Re-design Set To Launch June 19 ...damnit.

06-15-2007, 11:55 AM	#35
TheFox Founding Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 730	Re: Motorcycle.com Re-design Set To Launch June 19 Duh, everyone will be too busy riding to notice. --Foxy __________________ --The Fox The best bike to take a trip on is the one you have.

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06-15-2007, 12:23 PM	#36
Cheesebeast Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: At the end of a quiet country lane Posts: 274	Re: Motorcycle.com Re-design Set To Launch June 19 Scientific research? That didn't involve flash cards and large doses of electricity did it? ______________________________________ 100% of our subjects were trained to exhibit strong aversion to Harley Davidson motorcycles when 100,000 volts were administered via nipple clamps. As soon as the blue smoke cleared the room they admitted they "really were not all that into the lifestyle" and mumbled comparisons were offered between Harley Davidson and the ill fated Jim Jones cult. Positive reinforcement experiments, however, were less successful. Even when rewarded with cookies only 50% of the subjects could identify a Star motorcycle by sight alone. Our survey follows most of the accepted protocols [Geneva Convention excepted]. We stand by our research. To quote one subject: "Oh dear god, make it stop. I beg of you. I swear I'll buy a...a....what was that name again?"

06-15-2007, 12:25 PM	#37
Cheesebeast Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: At the end of a quiet country lane Posts: 274	Re: Motorcycle.com Re-design Set To Launch June 19 Now where the hell was this supposed to be posted? MO v2.0 wouldn't let this happen. No way.

06-15-2007, 01:02 PM	#38
Gabe Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 720	Re: Motorcycle.com Re-design Set To Launch June 19 I sent away for some of those pills. I took them and they shrunk the rest of my body. (rim-shot) Thank yew! Gabe __________________ Gabe Ets-Hokin Just a guy in the ether...

06-15-2007, 01:22 PM	#39
BrowningBAR Snuggles Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: In a really, really, really old farmhouse Posts: 4,369	Re: Motorcycle.com Re-design Set To Launch June 19 Folks, he'll be here all week. Tip your veal and try the waitress.

06-15-2007, 01:37 PM	#40
pdad13 Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,753	Re: Motorcycle.com Re-design Set To Launch June 19 Watch it, Junior.