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Old 03-22-2007, 04:41 PM   #11
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I like stuntas. They are today’s biker outlaws. They hone their motorcycle skills the old fashioned way – improve or die. And they don’t give a shyte about anybody else. And they draw a crowd of young, skinny, smelly, and not-to-smart chicks in tank tops and tight blue jeans.



Sound familiar?



Unfortunately, itÂ’s only a matter of time before the corporate money ruins the whole scene. Do you think that 20 years from now the overweight mid-life crisis lawyer and dentist crowd will be outfitted in ersatz off-the-rack stunta attire, banginÂ’ out stoppies and doughnuts on gyroscopically-stabilized, computer controlled, pre-dented and scuffed stunta bikes? Stranger things have happened!



All I have to do is figure out how to make a buck on this. Live to stunt, stunt to live do-rags? Stick-on scabs? Clip-on nose studs? Pre-rashed helmets? Logo tank tops for the not-so-young and definitely not skinny middle-age stunta chicks?



There is no greater calling than separating poseurs from their moneyÂ…Â…Â…Â….

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Old 03-22-2007, 04:53 PM   #12
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Oh, I don't hide the fact that I am a sh!tty rider with little skill.
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Old 03-22-2007, 04:57 PM   #13
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Ditto!
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Old 03-22-2007, 06:08 PM   #14
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I have no right to be on anything bigger tha na 250, myself.



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Old 03-22-2007, 06:10 PM   #15
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The real scary thing is thinking of some toolbox paying hundreds of thousands for an AWESOME Civic at a Barrett-Jackson auction.



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Old 03-22-2007, 06:11 PM   #16
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Does it start by rubbing your taint first? Now that would be a 'funky' handshake for sure.
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Old 03-22-2007, 07:07 PM   #17
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Nah, only ORIGINAL and unmolested really gets that kind of bucks.



Those heavily-modd'd cars you see on the cable-show are just BS - it's the guys best friend shill-bidding.
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Old 03-22-2007, 07:20 PM   #18
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Pre-rashed helmets! Even cooler than filing down your chicken strips! That's genius.
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Old 03-22-2007, 08:29 PM   #19
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Stuntaz.... free style jumping..... indoor supercroszzzzzzzzzzz.....
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Old 03-22-2007, 08:32 PM   #20
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Stop piling on!



I just hate crowds. I don't go to rallies, I don't ride in groups, and I don't meet groups of people at bars. I ride to be alone.



Hell, I don't even like to have a passenger. Made the wife get her own bike.
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