Go Back   Motorcycle Forum > Motorcycle.Com General Discussion > Motorcycle News > Old News > MO Reader Feedback

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 04-27-2006, 11:08 PM   #1
schizuki
Founding Member
 
schizuki's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 5,030
Default Re: 2006 Motorcycle.com "Kawasaki Fantasy Racing Weekend Contest"

Dear MO-



I never believed the contest submissions you received were real, until I had a mind-blowing experience I'd like to share with your readers.



I was riding my ZX6R Ninja (the finest, most perfect motorcycle on the planet) to the gym when the biodiesel car in front of me lost its drainpan and spewed french-fry grease all over the road. As the bike slid out from under me and I slid into the sticky goo, I couldn't help thinking what a totally awesome alternative energy source this would be for people who are not me. Then I blacked out as an errant french fry had made its way into my throat, cutting off my breathing and, even more frightening, making it impossible for me to opine aloud, as I often do when I have no keyboard available.



I came to after receiving mouth-to-mouth resuscitation from none other than the delectable Eric Bostrom! (who is a far superior rider than his V-Twin-riding brother, Ben). Eric looked deep into my grease-filmed eyes and said, "You look like a well-educated, super-intelligent Pacific Northwest blue-stater. Would you like to attend my track school?"



I couldn't believe it! It's been my dream, or at least much-talked-about vague plan, to attend a track school!



"Sure!" I said. "What do I have to do?"



"Well, first, you have to help me with my plan to impeach George Bush. Do you know that he has presided over the worst 5.6-year economic downturn in American history since 1992? And that he has squandered the good will of the international community which loved us so much before he stole the 2000 election by using Halliburton employees to mislead Dade County voters into voting for Whitman Mayo instead of Al Gore on a caterpillar ballot designed by Jack Abramoff with the assistance of..."



"Oh, God!" I screamed, as a thunderous orgasm ripped through me.



Biodiesel rocks.



-kpaul-

__________________
Reverēre meam auctōritātem

Bill Clinton and Chuck Schumer are praising the Supreme Court for overturning an anti-gay-marriage law that they both signed.
schizuki is offline   Reply With Quote

Sponsored Links Remove Advertisements
Motorcycle Forum
Advertisement
Old 04-28-2006, 01:59 AM   #2
longride
Super Duper Mod Man

 
longride's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Anywhere they let me
Posts: 10,479
Default Re: 2006 Motorcycle.com "Kawasaki Fantasy Racing Weekend Contest"

Contest is over. You win by a fuggin landslide.
__________________
I'm a knucklehead
longride is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2006, 02:40 AM   #3
BrowningBAR
Snuggles

 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: In a really, really, really old farmhouse
Posts: 4,369
Default Re: 2006 Motorcycle.com "Kawasaki Fantasy Racing Weekend Contest"

Oh dear god, that was funny!
BrowningBAR is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2006, 02:47 AM   #4
Anti-ChickenStrip
Founding Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 61
Default Re: 2006 Motorcycle.com "Kawasaki Fantasy Racing Weekend Contest"

You forgot about how impressed Eric would be with his MSF scores.
Anti-ChickenStrip is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2006, 02:55 AM   #5
maladg
Registered Member
 
maladg's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Rock throwing distance from Home Despot HQ
Posts: 1,140
Default Re: 2006 Motorcycle.com "Kawasaki Fantasy Racing Weekend Contest"

schizuki rules! I concede prior to initial effort! No 70's Z-1 stories, no "Kawasaki Rolls the Good Times Up" stories from me.



Motion: schizuki wins!



Second anyone?
maladg is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2006, 02:57 AM   #6
BrowningBAR
Snuggles

 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: In a really, really, really old farmhouse
Posts: 4,369
Default Re: 2006 Motorcycle.com "Kawasaki Fantasy Racing Weekend Contest"

Second!
BrowningBAR is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2006, 04:00 AM   #7
Holy_Kaw
Registered Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 1,229
Default ROOKED!!!

DAMN!!! I coulda been a contenda'!!!
Holy_Kaw is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2006, 04:21 AM   #8
yoavy11
Founding Member
 
yoavy11's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 145
Default Re: 2006 Motorcycle.com "Kawasaki Fantasy Racing Weekend Contest"

Second!!
yoavy11 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2006, 04:32 AM   #9
yoavy11
Founding Member
 
yoavy11's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 145
Default Re: 2006 Motorcycle.com "Kawasaki Fantasy Racing Weekend Contest"

1- After Kawasaki removed SA from MO we should ALL be there.



2- If I never had a good experience on a Kawi, can I write a story anyway and just change the name of the bike where applicable?



3- If I win, I'll also need 2 5'8"-5'10" 110lb'ish umbrella girls for the length of the visit.

yoavy11 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2006, 05:01 AM   #10
Buzglyd
Founding Member
 
Buzglyd's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 10,904
Default Re: 2006 Motorcycle.com "Kawasaki Fantasy Racing Weekend Contest"

I'd love to vote for you too but you live all the way across the country and the airfare would exceed the MO budget.



I think Ashely's got her eyes on a $39 Southwest airlines fare from San Diego.



So...here's my story:



I rode a Concours once. Out of all the motorcycles I've ever ridden, it was one of them.



The End!
Buzglyd is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off