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Old 08-29-2003, 12:07 PM   #31
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Old 08-29-2003, 04:17 PM   #32
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Default Re: 2004 Harleys Reader Feedback

Obviously you just don't understand.
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Old 08-29-2003, 06:58 PM   #33
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Default Re: 2004 Harleys Reader Feedback

"...new Sportster 1200 Roadster...narrower bars and rearsets..."



Friend, you just bought a Buell.
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Old 08-29-2003, 07:48 PM   #34
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Default A little rusty...Ahem

Is your manhood big enough to straddle the backs of 55 snarling, snorting, stamping......excited, sweaty, smiling horses?



Can you sing high enough to make the call of the Screamin' Eagle (tm)?



Do you go bar-hopping whilst wearing leather? Possibly even fringe?



Then we have the bike for you.



Swing your leg over the totally new, clean-sheet, ground up design of the bike that's older than medievalism: The elemental (and really new) Sportster Sigmeund. Because sometimes a bike is just a bike.



Think you're too big and burly for the "ladies' ride"? Well, take your pork off the testosterone grill, there, Tarzan, and feast your eyes on the really new and actually honestly different Sportster Football. Because every monkey needs to f*%k something.



For the more, ah, "experienced" members of our "Family", our Dyna models now offer fuel infection. Because slow knows no altitude.



For 2004, the Softtail line has been discontinued, because, well, who would want soft tail, hmm?



And don't forget the Touring line. Timeless bikes for venerable, classy men. Real men who want to really see America. And the new Touring line come with lowered suspension. cornering is a game for the young, eh? Well, maybe on the road, but those Long, Low lines mean that your AND your Touring bike will present a great view to everyone on the rest stop when you bend all...the...way...over to polish the chrome derby cover. The Touring Bikes. Because the best rumbles are wrapped in rubber.



Included with every purchase of a new bike this year will be a signed picture of Willie G with his new chrome fillings and positively sassy beret.



Oh, YES, men, the Red, White, and Blue just can't do justice to the glory of our bikes this year. So we're taking ALL the colors of the rainbow to paint the town "happy" over our new Harley Davidson Designs. Come one, come all.
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Old 08-29-2003, 09:38 PM   #35
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Default V-Rod Dresser

I just saw where Corbin now has a slick fairing and nice complimentary saddle bags for the V-Rod.



Fyi,



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Old 08-30-2003, 06:11 AM   #36
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Default Re: Great article EBass !!!

>Any more radical changes would of

>been too much for the brotherhood.

My, my yes. They would get the vapors.



Is there any demographic more mentally sclerotic than the Harley fan? Look guys, Lynyrd Skynyrd's dead, the South will not rise again, the sartorial sun doesn't rise and set on the leather vest, and skulls and big-t!tted chicks with swords stop being cool after age 17. Don't be afraid to grow a little.

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Old 08-30-2003, 06:33 AM   #37
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Default Buell's V-twins aren't "entry level"

Not in 1000 years can a Buell V-twin be considered a good "entry level" bike.



Do a Google News search for "full disclosure" (in quotes) and buell for Reed Kennedy's sad tale of woe, or what happens when a Newby buys a Buell Cyclone (AGAINST numerous warnings) as his first bike.



But having the 883 sportster, a beginner-cruiser, with an isolated engine is a BIG deal.
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Old 08-30-2003, 06:53 AM   #38
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Default Re: 2004 Harleys Reader Feedback

Ebass,



Dude, am I going to have to hate sportsters all by myself now? I aint afraid!



Great work.



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Old 08-30-2003, 02:55 PM   #39
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Default Re: Great article EBass !!!

I'm not sure the ELIMINATION of VIBRATION will increase the attractiveness to women!!!
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Old 08-30-2003, 02:57 PM   #40
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Big T!tted women with swords NEVER stop being cool!!!!!!!
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