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Old 10-19-2008, 11:22 AM   #1
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PORT EDWARD, South Africa - British princes William and Harry set off Saturday on a grueling 1,000-mile motorcycle rally in South Africa to raise money for charity.

When asked by BIKE motojournalist Steve Rose why the pair chose Honda 450's versus Triumph Scramblers, Prince Harry, the more vocal of the two had this to say: "Coo, gov think we're daft? I mean crikey we want to survive this 'ole bleedin' ordeal for cripes sakes, not get stuck in some bleedin' waddie up to our bleedin' ears in crocks and those fuzzy wuzzy blokes totin' stolen ex-Soviet RPGs. I mean give us a little room to make this 'orrible thing through mate, without being kidnapped or made into bleedin' stew. Scrambler, right o mate. Those Hinkley blokes can kiss my narrow white 'arse."

A crowd cheered the riders as they hit the winding dust road bound for the southern coastal city of Port Elizabeth.

William, 26, who next year will begin training to be an RAF search and rescue helicopter pilot, said he and his brother had decided to take part in the rally "because it's a mixture of adventure and charity, and we get a good look at all those topless Masai babes bouncin' around holdin' those bloody spears and stuff, like somethin outa bleedin' National Geographic fer bloody Ghods sake."

Questioned about which royal was the better rider, William said, diplomatically, that "we're both quite good actually," while his brother quipped: "Right, Willie you're a bleedin' nancy boy who couldn't even start that bleedin' jap bike of yours without one of your 'andlers 'oldin' on the the bleedin' 'andlebars, ya' looney twit."

Harry, an officer in the Household Cavalry regiment, said he was looking forward to spending some rare time together with his brother.
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Old 10-19-2008, 01:40 PM   #2
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Old 10-19-2008, 02:30 PM   #3
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Old 10-19-2008, 10:24 PM   #4
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Col. Adrian Cootzee of the Orange Free State Constabulary announced that "we know how to deal with these kaffir loving outlanders, if they so much as sneeze while they ride their motorbikes through the Transvaal we'll planting wog hemp on them and thrash them within an inch of their lives...them and their bloody journalist friends" Cootzee went on to reminise about "the good old days" when "these bloody outlanders tread lightly and knew their place, or by God a few months in Concentration would teach them!!!!!"
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Old 10-20-2008, 05:52 AM   #5
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You guys are sooooo lucky that our little Miss PC is on hiatus.
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Old 10-20-2008, 10:44 AM   #6
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Matt,

That was so well done, I'm unsure how much of it is true. That is, assuming not all of it is true!

Why's Miss PC taking 'hiatus'? She hurt something?
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Old 10-20-2008, 02:17 PM   #7
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Nah, I think she's going on some asertivness training for her law firm. Not near sharklike as the average attorney. Maybe they can teach her some pain compliance holds too, and how to kill with office equipment, like a ball point pen, or swingline staplers.
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Old 10-20-2008, 02:21 PM   #8
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Nah, I think she's going on some asertivness training for her law firm. Not near sharklike as the average attorney. Maybe they can teach her some pain compliance holds too, and how to kill with office equipment, like a ball point pen, or swingline staplers.
OhmyGAWD! I didn't know an Office Chair could FIT inside a Human Being through that orifice............

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Old 10-21-2008, 01:27 PM   #9
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Assertiveness course? I think she's plenty assertive, she's censored many of my deeply analyzing postings. Now she's gone can we talk about that film "Who's nailin Paylin"?

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Old 10-21-2008, 01:50 PM   #10
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We've been waiting for you - where have you been lately?

Y'know He-who-should-be-Ridiculed has posted TWICE since the last time you popped up...........
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