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Old 01-07-2008, 10:41 AM   #11
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You show this guy how to fix problem! He need TWO Power Commanders! He need more klazy holes drilled in exhaust pipe. He need patented Klazy Klen's Magic Chemical(H2O) Splay Tank to cool engine. Just rev it harder and that fix it you bet. Only Fo t'ousand dollah!

Pretty amusing. Imagine how much faster this guy would actually be if he spent the $1K+ on a track school instead of the stupid exhaust.
KLAZY KEN'S EXHAUST PIPE CIRCUMCIZER NOW AWAILABLE AT KLAZY NEW PRICE!! WHY PAY T'OUSANDS DOLLAR FOR NEW PIPE? YOU TAKE MY CIRCCUMCIZER YOU MAKE PLENTY NOISE!! Only $1,234.00! (Dremel Mototool Not Included. Klazy Ken not responsbull for cough, sputta, stall, bike no run no more)
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Old 01-07-2008, 11:07 AM   #12
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Lezeee,,,,California Air Resources Board, Air Quality Management District, Air Resources Board, Environmental Protection Agency, Department of Transportation, Bureau of Automotive Repair...all fighting to keep your brown tinted Kalifornia air safe and clean. Good luck. Just wait 'till the BAR & AQMD make smog tests on motorcycles manditory. That means Buz will have to crush his Huffy!
They'll never catch me! And if I'm in a chase, by the time the parts are done vibrating off of it, there won't be anything but handgrips left anyway.

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Old 01-07-2008, 11:13 AM   #13
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Gut them baffles, get rid of that stupid balance pipe, bore a bunch of holes in the airbox with a hole saw and stick a K&N in there, run a 195 main jet... 145 pilot toss the needle and open the mixture screw up 10 turns, file the screw holes on the advance plate so you can crank in a few more degrees, grind a few thousands off the cylnder head to get the compression up around 14:1....she'll run like sh*t through a goose ga'dammit !!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-07-2008, 11:57 AM   #14
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Welcome to the Brave New World. Thank God the Black Jimmy Carter may win the nomination, and maybe the Prez. Between all the grand ideas and zero results he has so far, I figure we might be safe for another 4 years. Maybe 8. Things are looking up!
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Old 01-07-2008, 12:05 PM   #15
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McCain looks like he's in with a chance from the other side. Probably the pick of the republican litter, better than some bible banging tub-thumper anyway.
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Old 01-07-2008, 12:50 PM   #16
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They'll never catch me! And if I'm in a chase, by the time the parts are done vibrating off of it, there won't be anything but handgrips left anyway.

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ONE lousy bike pic out of 127? What, they don't have motorcycles there?
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Old 01-07-2008, 12:51 PM   #17
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Welcome to the Brave New World. Thank God the Black Jimmy Carter may win the nomination, and maybe the Prez. Between all the grand ideas and zero results he has so far, I figure we might be safe for another 4 years. Maybe 8. Things are looking up!
I'm sending him more money! If you don't like him, that's all I need to know. Thanks!
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Please do. If he is half as successful as the new Democratic Congress, you have a lot to look forward to!
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Old 01-07-2008, 01:04 PM   #19
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Please do. If he is half as successful as the new Democratic Congress, you have a lot to look forward to!
I actually agree with you on that one: what a spineless bag of miscreants the Dems have been. Not one thing of any significance has changed since they got a majority. However, at least Obama isn't a closet Republican like Hillary, whose most recent claim to fame is crying over the results (literally!!) from Iowa.
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I actually agree with you on that one: what a spineless bag of miscreants the Dems have been. Not one thing of any significance has changed since they got a majority. However, at least Obama isn't a closet Republican like Hillary, whose most recent claim to fame is crying over the results (literally!!) from Iowa.
Read em and weep my friend! My, how she is so much like her wonderful hubby

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