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Old 06-08-2007, 12:59 PM   #51
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Default Re: kpaul's speeding rules

Sarnalis speeding rules:...



1. Go as fast as conitions allow.



2. Watch for Po-Lease.



3. Slow down if you see one and hope he ain't looking.



4. Watch for Elk



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Old 06-08-2007, 01:12 PM   #52
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Old 06-08-2007, 01:13 PM   #53
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Curious about your take on this:



Every jurisdiction seems to have a "distracted driving" law of some sort. So why is everyone clamoring to add cel phone specific laws to their books? Is it just a bunch of political hooey or are there inherent problems with the typical "distracted" laws?
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Old 06-08-2007, 01:51 PM   #54
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1. Speeding is more fun when intoxicated.

2. Taking speed before speeding while drinking keeps you from passing out.

3. Kokaine has similar effects to speed, but usually results in speeding to the strip club where the cops are hanging out.

4. Speed doesn't kill people, impact with objects while traveling at high speed kills people.
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Old 06-08-2007, 02:06 PM   #55
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LOL You are a funny guy kless
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Old 06-08-2007, 04:03 PM   #56
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kpaul's speeding rules<ul>
[*]don't own a motorcycle
[*]don't ride anyone else's motorcycle
[*]be a d!ck constantly
[*]repeat
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Old 06-08-2007, 04:32 PM   #57
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Cute ksickle
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Old 06-08-2007, 05:43 PM   #58
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Default Re: National (and beyond) Speed Trap List

Saw (luckily) two speed traps this last weekend while riding along the Sacramento River delta on highway 160 near Isleton, and one along highway 4 near Antioch, CA. Sneaky bastards... I guess I should be glad I was tired from riding all day, so I was putting along.
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Old 06-08-2007, 08:46 PM   #59
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Suck my *****!
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Old 06-08-2007, 08:55 PM   #60
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Change #4 to "Moose" the further North you go, to "Deer" the further South, and you pretty-much have it.
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