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sarnali2 · 06-08-2007, 11:59 AM

Sarnalis speeding rules:...

1. Go as fast as conitions allow.

2. Watch for Po-Lease.

3. Slow down if you see one and hope he ain't looking.

4. Watch for Elk

BrowningBAR · 06-08-2007, 12:12 PM

Now is the time on Sprockets vhen ve dance.

skeepee · 06-08-2007, 12:13 PM

Curious about your take on this:

Every jurisdiction seems to have a "distracted driving" law of some sort. So why is everyone clamoring to add cel phone specific laws to their books? Is it just a bunch of political hooey or are there inherent problems with the typical "distracted" laws?

Kenneth_Moore · 06-08-2007, 12:51 PM

1. Speeding is more fun when intoxicated.

2. Taking speed before speeding while drinking keeps you from passing out.

3. Kokaine has similar effects to speed, but usually results in speeding to the strip club where the cops are hanging out.

4. Speed doesn't kill people, impact with objects while traveling at high speed kills people.

ksquid · 06-08-2007, 01:06 PM

LOL You are a funny guy kless

Kreb_Cycle · 06-08-2007, 03:03 PM

kpaul's speeding rules<ul>
[*]don't own a motorcycle
[*]don't ride anyone else's motorcycle
[*]be a d!ck constantly
[*]repeat
[/list]

ksquid · 06-08-2007, 03:32 PM

Cute ksickle

Gritboy · 06-08-2007, 04:43 PM

Saw (luckily) two speed traps this last weekend while riding along the Sacramento River delta on highway 160 near Isleton, and one along highway 4 near Antioch, CA. Sneaky bastards... I guess I should be glad I was tired from riding all day, so I was putting along.

pplassm · 06-08-2007, 07:46 PM

Suck my *****!

The_AirHawk · 06-08-2007, 07:55 PM

Change #4 to "Moose" the further North you go, to "Deer" the further South, and you pretty-much have it.

06-08-2007, 11:59 AM	#51
sarnali2 Aging Cafe` Racer Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Sittin' down by my window, lookin' at the rain. Posts: 8,648	Re: kpaul's speeding rules Sarnalis speeding rules:... 1. Go as fast as conitions allow. 2. Watch for Po-Lease. 3. Slow down if you see one and hope he ain't looking. 4. Watch for Elk __________________ "Carpe` Throttelum -Loud Suits Save Lives" "Denser alloy. My Father gave it to me, I think he wants me to kill you"... CVF-FCV

06-08-2007, 12:12 PM	#52
BrowningBAR Snuggles Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: In a really, really, really old farmhouse Posts: 4,369	Re: Ooogly pipes senior... Now is the time on Sprockets vhen ve dance.

06-08-2007, 12:13 PM	#53
skeepee Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 80	Re: Pfft! Curious about your take on this: Every jurisdiction seems to have a "distracted driving" law of some sort. So why is everyone clamoring to add cel phone specific laws to their books? Is it just a bunch of political hooey or are there inherent problems with the typical "distracted" laws?

06-08-2007, 12:51 PM	#54
Kenneth_Moore Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: VIsiting the GIft Shop in the Pit of DIspair Posts: 7,118	Re:k-moore's speeding rules 1. Speeding is more fun when intoxicated. 2. Taking speed before speeding while drinking keeps you from passing out. 3. Kokaine has similar effects to speed, but usually results in speeding to the strip club where the cops are hanging out. 4. Speed doesn't kill people, impact with objects while traveling at high speed kills people. __________________ www.kennethmoore.org

06-08-2007, 01:06 PM	#55
ksquid Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: My new favorite site is CycleWorld.com Posts: 3,775	Re:k-moore's speeding rules LOL You are a funny guy kless

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06-08-2007, 03:03 PM	#56
Kreb_Cycle Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Seattle Posts: 872	Re: kpaul's speeding rules kpaul's speeding rules<ul> []don't own a motorcycle []don't ride anyone else's motorcycle []be a d!ck constantly []repeat [/list] __________________ He was a fattish but active man of paralyzing stupidity, a mass of imbecile enthusiasms—one of those completely unquestioning, devoted drudges on whom, more even than on the thought police, the stability of the Party depended. - George Orwell _1984_

06-08-2007, 03:32 PM	#57
ksquid Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: My new favorite site is CycleWorld.com Posts: 3,775	Re: kpaul's speeding rules Cute ksickle

06-08-2007, 04:43 PM	#58
Gritboy Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 530	Re: National (and beyond) Speed Trap List Saw (luckily) two speed traps this last weekend while riding along the Sacramento River delta on highway 160 near Isleton, and one along highway 4 near Antioch, CA. Sneaky bastards... I guess I should be glad I was tired from riding all day, so I was putting along.

06-08-2007, 07:46 PM	#59
pplassm Founding Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 3,875	Re: kpaul's speeding rules Suck my *****! __________________ Mongo just pawn in game of life.

06-08-2007, 07:55 PM	#60
The_AirHawk Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Leanin' Tower O' P-P-P-P-POWAAAAAAAAA!!!! Posts: 11,428	Re: kpaul's speeding rules Change #4 to "Moose" the further North you go, to "Deer" the further South, and you pretty-much have it. __________________ *Parfois, on fait pas semblant* Sometimes, it's not pretend Oderint Dum Metuant Let them hate so long as they fear политики предпочитают безоружных крестьян Politicians Prefer Unarmed Peasants Nothing to see here, Citizen. Move along now...