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Old 05-17-2007, 08:32 AM   #11
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Income? Don't you just barter them for Panama Red at the local commune?
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Old 05-17-2007, 08:34 AM   #12
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I thought that's what he meant. He didn't sound like he was talking about yams, and what else is there?
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Old 05-17-2007, 08:34 AM   #13
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Why do you want people to think you are a dumbass?
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Old 05-17-2007, 09:29 AM   #14
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I adhere to the "ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies" doctrine myself.



I do consider it to be my Christian Duty to f*ck with nosey assholes though, so if I do answer surveys I write whatever pops in my head at the time.
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Old 05-17-2007, 10:03 AM   #15
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Old 05-17-2007, 10:21 AM   #16
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Sheryl Crow says it's ok to use 2-3 squares on "pesky" visits regardless of ply.
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Old 05-17-2007, 10:48 AM   #17
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I, for one, am glad that someone has the cajones to bring this issue up in a public forum at the risk of public humiliation.



It took me hours to sweat my way though the extensive questions when setting up my MO account and completing similar surveys. "Will they check?" "What are the IRS implications?" Will the other MoFos think less of me if they learn I make under 6 figures?" "Is an apartment a household since it's really not a house?" "Does my cat count as a member of the household?"



Sure, it might be easy to make fun of SV650GLEN, and get a few laughs at his expense. But not me.



SV650GLEN, use this easy formula I've picked up for reporting your income: Take the amount of your net paycheck and add it to the amount you tell chicks you make. Divide that number by 2. That is your survey income.



(RI+BSI)/2=SI



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Old 05-17-2007, 11:02 AM   #18
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Throw in an unclaimed bank account with $41 million in it and I'm there dude.
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Old 05-17-2007, 11:14 AM   #19
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That's amazing. I've got the same combination

on my luggage!
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Old 05-17-2007, 11:17 AM   #20
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Just remember, as long as you declare the money made from selling those funny little ciagrettes, it's legal.
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