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Old 04-04-2007, 03:10 PM   #11
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Default Re: Intel Commissions OCC to Build Bike

It won't need a very big gas tank because the owners will just ride it around in their mother's basement.



I wonder if it will have billet Dungeons and Dragons pieces all over it?
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Old 04-04-2007, 03:25 PM   #12
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I wonder what happens to the chopper after it's been unveiled.
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Old 04-04-2007, 03:38 PM   #13
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Do they make MIND BLEACH for the image that just crossed my brain of Mikey in a fuzzy bathing-suit and ears............



ick.



No, really.



ick.
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Old 04-04-2007, 03:39 PM   #14
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I wonder if the engine will be overclocked and water-cooled?
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Old 04-04-2007, 03:44 PM   #15
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Default Top 10 facts about the Intel Bike

[*]Cooling fins replaced with 200 CPU fans
[*]Kill switch must be held for 7 seconds to stop the motor
[*]Centrino version only runs on one cylinder
[*]horn sounds at speeds above 12 MPH (BIOS update in the works)
[*]Includes novelty shirt: "If you can read this, the B1tch logged off"
[*]You: ride AMD's faster, cheaper bike. Me: ride yo old lady on dirty matress
[*]Opus can't touch flippers down at stoplights (wait, that's Bloom County Choppers)
[*]Owners manual replaced with incomprehensible EULA
[*]Still kicking itself over exculsive tire deal signed with Microsoft bike
[*]When mechanic says you blew a seal, you can quip "actually, it was a walrus"
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Old 04-04-2007, 04:51 PM   #16
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Yeah, and the radiator fan will be huge.

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Old 04-04-2007, 05:18 PM   #17
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But if you pull the big lever on the side, the entire engine pops out and you can drop in a faster one.

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Old 04-04-2007, 06:51 PM   #18
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Seems like Intel should be hiring a firm to build a high tech bike, not a has been bike.
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Old 04-04-2007, 06:59 PM   #19
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Are you the Energizer Bunny?
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Old 04-04-2007, 08:00 PM   #20
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Default Re: Top 10 facts about the Intel Bike

you forgot:



Intel bike goes obsolete quicker than a Ninja.
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