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Old 10-06-2006, 07:50 AM   #11
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Ah lets see south Florida, no helmet, which means the guy probably picked her up in the bar. When she fell off he probably said oh shyt I have a suspended license, am drunk, and have no insurance.. or he did a uturn back to bar to pick up her sister...
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Old 10-06-2006, 07:57 AM   #12
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Do they have that option on cars yet? That would turn around the auto industry!
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Old 10-06-2006, 08:44 AM   #13
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Let's market it. The "Bytch-B-Gone" button for cars. Press it, and out she goes through the sun roof. I'm looking into a patent as we speak. I think we can make millions!
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Old 10-06-2006, 09:21 AM   #14
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"Either that or someone forgot to retighten the seat mounting bolts of his ZX6."



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Old 10-06-2006, 09:49 AM   #15
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the patent app is doomed. james bond perfected the device many years ago for his aston martin.
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Old 10-06-2006, 12:04 PM   #16
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He should have seen the Wizard first, read below:



An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove

a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.



The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me

the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."



The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce

you man and wife."
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Old 10-06-2006, 12:37 PM   #17
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And the cops ar trying to figure it out? I narrowed it down in about 10 seconds. Ain't love grand?



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Old 10-06-2006, 12:38 PM   #18
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Or her mother AND sister. That speed bump at the entrace to the trailer park is a wicked one!
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Old 10-06-2006, 06:38 PM   #19
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I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
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Old 10-06-2006, 08:38 PM   #20
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Not perfect.

Didn't work on Oddjob.

Might not even work on Handjob.



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