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Old 06-18-2006, 07:03 AM   #1
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Default Happy Father's Day MoFos

To all the dad's out there, I hope you get a motorcycle related gift.
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Old 06-18-2006, 07:29 AM   #2
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I got Ben's helmet!
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Old 06-18-2006, 11:29 AM   #3
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So did I! And another one just like it!



And I'm not even a dad!



(Happy Fathers' Day to all who've successfully procreated.)
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Old 06-18-2006, 01:54 PM   #4
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From all the children to there dads, Happy fathers day and please wear a helmet when you ride your bike dad

Thanks
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Old 06-18-2006, 02:55 PM   #5
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Default Re: Bid on Ben's Non-Helmet on eBay.

Let's figure this out mathematically. PT Barnum said that there was a sucker born every minute. Back then the Earth's population was maybe a billion. Today the population is about 6 billion. So we have a sucker born every 10 seconds. Figure the average lifespan worldwide to be about 50 years. We then adjust for the mean population 25 years ago of 4.5 billion. We have a population group of approximately 105,120,000 suckers. Figure that 25% of the world's population can access the internet. That leaves us at a very rough guess (since I don't want to bother with calculus) 26,280,000 suckers able to bid on Ebay.



No wonder Buzglyd is getting rich with such a large population of suckers being born every 10 seconds. He couldn't possibly ripoff as many elderly people as are being created every minute. Do you need any more associates, Buz? I'd like to join the Evil Capitalist Oppressors' Club.
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Old 06-18-2006, 04:47 PM   #6
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Default Re: Bid on Ben's Non-Helmet on eBay.

Anybody who bids on that has *&^% for brains.
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Old 06-18-2006, 05:01 PM   #7
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I got a cheescake.



And the whole day at Buds' Creek watching RC kick @ss!
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Old 06-18-2006, 05:03 PM   #8
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Default Re: Bid on Ben's Non-Helmet on eBay.

Can you say, "Non-Paying Bidder"?
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Old 06-18-2006, 05:43 PM   #9
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In China with a population of 1 billion, even if you're a one-in-a-million kind of guy, there's still a thousand just like you.



We just don't let anyone into the ECOC. There's a ruthlessness test that needs to be passed.



Q: You're about to scam a little old lady out of her life savings. You find out right when you're about to close the deal that she has some additional assets you didn't discover in the interview. Do you:



a) Close the deal anyway and allow her a little something to live off of?



b) Restructure the deal to completely clean her out so she can't even afford to eat catfood?



c) Find out if she has a hot granddaughter and nail her?



d) b and c?
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Old 06-18-2006, 06:01 PM   #10
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None of those - it's a Trick Question!



The correct answer is "e" - combine "b" and "c", as well as plug the lil' old lady, and steal the urn in which she keeps the ashes of her dearly-departed husband..........
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