Go Back   Motorcycle Forum > Motorcycle.Com General Discussion > Motorcycle News > Old News > Misc News

Thread Tools
Old 06-19-2006, 02:47 AM   #11
Founding Member
Steve781's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Houston
Posts: 148
Default Re: Here's MY problem.....

Sounds like you and Christy Hefner could hang out and compare conflicted consciences.
Steve781 is offline   Reply With Quote

Sponsored Links Remove Advertisements
Motorcycle Forum
Old 06-19-2006, 06:41 AM   #12
Founding Member
The_Aerodynamic_Head's Avatar
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Nash Vegas, Tennessee
Posts: 446
Default Re: Here's MY problem.....

Clearly, it would be best for everyone if gas prices soared to $10/gal. overnight, so that no SUV would ever again be driven or sold on these shores. Then those pesky domestic auto manufacturors who pollute the environment and corrupt the political landscape could finally go out of business. And since plane tickets would become astronomically expensive, we'd all stay home, travelling no long distances (unless it's to the nearest twisities). Touring bikes (anything getting less than 45 mpg) would also be obsolete; we'd all ride the motards that everyone here creams about. so what about the deep-cycle Depression that that would cause? Comfort, prosperity, security, ethics, global stability and public utilities are less important than being moral (vis-a-vis the Europaean definition) with regard to fuel consumption. So what about the millions of jobs that would be lost? Y'all deserve to lose everything you've ever had or dreamed of having because you cooperated in the intrinsic evil that is the SUV! Viva los Estados Unidos! Viva la revolucion!
Headlight Fluid?! How dumb does he think I am? When I get back to base with that Elbow Grease, I'm gonna have a talk with the Sarge.
The_Aerodynamic_Head is offline   Reply With Quote

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off