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Old 05-19-2005, 09:19 AM   #21
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I think the question that all of us would like to ask is, how do we get hold of her rack?



It's all sort of silly, really. If you want to feed the poor who in remote places, don't send a movie star on a motorcycle - send a cargo-plane and drop parachutes. And, while your at it. you might want to include some literature on birth control, too..."You likie eatie, you quit makie babies, Hokay?"
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Old 05-19-2005, 09:20 AM   #22
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Default Don't ruin it now, man.

Just keep quiet with those sensible suggestions until after she puts on some leathers.

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Old 05-19-2005, 09:24 AM   #23
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What kind of helmet can she buy that'd fit over those Soupcoolers (lips) of hers?



Gotta be a full-face- any speed, she'd beat the he11 out of herself with those things.



Hmmm. Need to re-read the Motorcyclist article on helmets...
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Old 05-19-2005, 09:28 AM   #24
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Oh, come on! Like none of us ever fed drinks to some chick, hoping that she's put-out (okay, that just ruined any chance I'll ever have, to running for public office)
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Old 05-19-2005, 09:58 AM   #25
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I have to disagree. I'd like nothing more than to send Tim Robbins, Susan Sarandon, Jerry Springer and, well, a whole passel of other annoying celebrities into the interior of Zimbabwe with backpacks full of food.
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Old 05-19-2005, 10:00 AM   #26
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Don't worry. I doubt that you are evil enough or stupid enough to run anyhow.
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Old 05-19-2005, 03:20 PM   #27
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Default Hang 'em on a hook, 'til ya need 'em!

I think it was much better in Shakespeare’s time. Back then, nobody cared what actors had to say – unless they were on stage. Just once, I'd like to hear an actor say...What the Hell ya asking me for; I'm just an actor!
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Old 05-19-2005, 03:29 PM   #28
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It's like I've always said, anyone who wants to be President should be automatically diqualified from running for the office. Anyone who wants that job, has to be unstable. Show someone who had to be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House, and he gets my vote.
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Old 05-19-2005, 03:55 PM   #29
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two stroke or four stroke?
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Old 05-19-2005, 04:17 PM   #30
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Is it just me that thinks there should be a link to some photos posted with this news item. Heck, you don't even have to have her on the actual bike!
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