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Old 12-15-2004, 02:54 AM   #101
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The GPTB welcomes all new recruits. None of us (as far as I know) have grey hair or ponytails. I'm only a few years older than KPissant and we have several members younger than he. (He ignorantly gave us our title calling us a bunch of Harley riding old men. Of course the majority of the GPTB doesn't own Harleys.)



All you really have to do to get in is to ***** off KPail enough that he attaches about 27 posts to your most recent post, starts arguing with himself, and then declares himself the winner.



Next thing you know, he call you an old man Harley riding GPTB member and you're in!
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Old 12-15-2004, 03:44 AM   #102
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Default Re: Untrained Riders account for overwhelming majority of fatalities.

What about the running with scissors and huffing gasoline thing?...
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Old 12-15-2004, 03:55 AM   #103
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Default Re: Untrained Riders account for overwhelming majority of fatalities.

I get sick of hearing that as well. As soon as someone finds out I ride a bike out come the my uncles/friends/cousins/buddys/brotherinlaw got hurt on a motorcycle stories, or else the "I used to ride a bike but some guy ran a stop sign 1/4 mile in front of me and I had to lay 'er down" tales of woe.



Instead of telling them that you need a modicom (sic) of skill to ride a motorcycle, I point out that more people get injured slipping in the shower, or playing high school sports or golf per year than get injured on a bike. and probably they should stay home and watch tv to be safe



Obviously I say it with a great deal of tact and compassion.........
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Old 12-15-2004, 03:59 AM   #104
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(in trance) yes...join us...it's paradise...ride with us...leave everything else behind...





(Oh, and you've got to get yourself a pair of spiffy arm chaps.)
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Old 12-15-2004, 04:24 AM   #105
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Default Re: Untrained Riders account for overwhelming majority of fatalities.

It's a given that KPile is too stupid to realize that untrained riders getting in more accidents would be self-evident. He has to read it from an "authoritative source" like moveon.org.



He's the same sort of person who considered Time Magazine's announcement that boys and girls are different to be a revelation.



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Old 12-15-2004, 04:26 AM   #106
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Default Re: Untrained Riders account for overwhelming majority of fatalities.

Yes, people always feel compelled to break out the "my friend died on a motorcycle story." I've had a few friends die in car accidents, drug overdoses, etc. I certainly don't counsel people not to drive or take drugs or both!
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Old 12-15-2004, 05:10 AM   #107
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What an embarrassment, fish net tights and a "biker" jacket..... Jesus Christ woman, where's your dignity? most of those sailors were young enough to be your kids.



When you sign up for the military you're aware of certain risks. Getting an eyeful of someones granny shouldn't be one of them.
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Old 12-15-2004, 05:20 AM   #108
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Sadly the lack of smaller bikes is a problem. MZ however does offer several 125s, and Kawasaki has the GPZ 250, which still would have not been a beginer's bike in our day. VWW
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Old 12-15-2004, 05:30 AM   #109
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Did you see the episode of Celebrity Deathmatch where Cher fought Bette Midler? Classic! Everything that Bette threw at Cher's face simply bounced off.
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Old 12-15-2004, 05:37 AM   #110
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(heavy breathing behind welding mask) "Throwaway your collection of spec sheets and your journey to the GPTB darkside will be complete!"



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