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Old 08-20-2004, 11:33 AM   #11
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Default Re: Fine new fine structure

Here's a tip:



Put a giant chrome luggage rack on your bike. The cops won't even notice you. It's the pocket protector of motorcycledom. The cloak of invisibility.



You can be doing a stand-up 120 mph wheelie, and all the man will see is that luggage rack, glinting in the sun.



"Blink.Blink. Probably just goin' to pick up some groceries, Joe."



"I need a doughnut, Bill. Let's roll over to Winchells. See if they've got some of those double glaze crullers."



See? Because of the "Luggage Rack" effect, they didn't even see you. All they saw was a shiney-sparkley thing fly by, going way too fast, and it short-circuited their already overloaded senses.



I've got a few for sale, if anyone wants one.

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Old 08-20-2004, 12:06 PM   #12
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Default Re: New Fine Structure for Blue Ridge Parkway

I live in Cal where judges make new laws every day.



Rich? Me? The gov't took all my money.
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Old 08-20-2004, 12:08 PM   #13
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You aren't splitting hairs. The Imperial Judiciary is a direct result of the inaction of cowardly State and Federal Legislatures which have bought into the fiction that only a judge can have an opinion on what the law intends or means. The refusal of these bodies to reign in the judiciary has resulted in totalitarian-like rule by these arrogant dictators in black robes.



He'll do this because the State Legislature doesn't have the b@lls to impeach his @ss.
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Old 08-20-2004, 01:18 PM   #14
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You can always sell the Brutale.
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Old 08-20-2004, 01:19 PM   #15
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Default Re: My new Radar Roy gear is doing its job though

Did you get the new Escort? Mine kicks butt and saves my a** a lot.
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Old 08-20-2004, 01:43 PM   #16
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If they'd left you with that money, you would just have spent it on exotic two-wheeled moto-porn, Buz.



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Old 08-20-2004, 04:40 PM   #17
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Do you have actual statistics to back up your claim about accidents at Deal's Gap? Or are you just blowing hot air and venting?



Just curious.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:03 PM   #18
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Good lord seruzawa, look at the post below. The vast left wing conspiricy (VLWC) has apparently hired our boy to pose as a paleo-consevative libertarian in an attempt to make us look more foolish than we actually are. The next thing you know he'll be coming out for G.W. and espousing his Viet Nam war record. VWW
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Old 08-21-2004, 03:37 AM   #19
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Default Re: Fine new fine structure

Sportbikes raise the hair on the back of the neck of some cops. I've been yanked on the ZX-9 plenty of times for minor BS. Always walked away without a ticket, but it's annoying. Rode my GoldWing for 5 years and 80 thou with plenty of speeding and nonsense and never got pulled once. Having the rack means your probably a card carrying member of the GPTB, and we don't get hassled by anyone.
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Old 08-21-2004, 04:53 AM   #20
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I generally avoid reading his drivel. But sometimes I have to look. It's like a train wreck. You have to stare.



He's already tried to give me his superior knowledge about matters gunboat. Heaven knows I can sure learn a lot from him about Vietnam and gunboats. His extensive magazine learned knowledge is certainly more valid than my mere year's direct experience on them.
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